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Dirty Bangoli

Sniff! Sniff! Yup those socks can be used again!

About Me

Well I now I am forced to use this god foresaken myspace-case site cuz all of you keep saying nice shit about me damn you all (translated: I love you all). Alright well my life story goes a little something like this... I was raise by naked models who enjoyed hedonism and I was the water boy... and the oil massage professional. it was great I tell ya. Long live Bollywood well with out the sound but the great ass shakin dances and the hot girls dont hurt at all. If I were a Fruit I would be a frickin salad... I hate those questions. But if was a women I would so be a lesbian... actually I am lesbian trapped inside a mans body. Ok now I will say something profound... Dont ever ever pour gasoline on yourself and light a cigarette. Now that I have made Confucius look meek. What else hmmmm oh I love me music.. dirty fat electronic sound of love and I love oiled up hot female dancers... the combination of the 2 is supreme bliss. What! miss you wanna have sex... sorry I am practicing celibacy, but because you are so pretty I will break my vow. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you only get more beautiful with each sip of liquor I have DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! When you feel like you have no luck, luck called up an Indonesian girl for, (Jourdan hit me one time), SUK SUK!

My Interests

Dj-ing, Music Production, Online retail, Rock climbing, Paintball, Computers, Movies, A really good time

I'd like to meet:

Down to earth , funny smart but whole heartedly compassionate. Open minds are a must....tunnel vision is not. Some one who cares about the future of my generation and others to come. When I meet people I like to see the sugar in them and a bit of spice... cause too much spice gives you heart burn and I aint down with pain!

Music:

Electronic(prog house, house, some trance, Melodic Breaks), Acid Jazz, Jazz, Old rock, Blues, Soul (not the new crap), and Classical(not chamber music).

Movies:

Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lost in Translation, Luc Besson Films(transporter, Professional, Fifth Element etc..), Sami Rami films, M. night Shyliman(spelling ???) and too many more

Television:

City TV past 12am ... :P

Books:

Fear and loathing in las Vegas, Pratoerian Guard, Trial of Henry Kissinger, Mega Trends, Any R.A. Salvatore novel with Wizards of the Coast, 1984, Into the Air, Malcom X, Abu Nidal: A Gun For Hire, Armed & Dangerous: The survival right in America, Into the Wild, Enchanting a Disenchanted World, and many more

Heroes:

My Pops, Lucy liu in Charles angels for the righteous get up in leather with horse whip... mmm lucy liu, Pierre trudeau, Mowlana Hazir Imam, and any single mother who loves her children 200%...

My Blog

ChChChChanges

Well peoples of the Faro circle, life is ever changing and the time is at hand for more. Conservatives are in power, (No thanks to Alberta, Quebec and the fools that reside in this maybe not so great ...
Posted by Dirty Bangoli on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

A fresh start

Alright, right now I am in tune with the extremeties of the essential circulation of the circulum of life. I dont know wtf that means but I thought I would go guru on you people. Life is good money wi...
Posted by Dirty Bangoli on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:36:00 PST

Am I a sex addict

Alright as perverse as this sounds I am at some crossroads. I have no girl friend for 3 months and I crave sex. it is getting worse for my 18 year old drive is taking over my 26 year old brain. Need...
Posted by Dirty Bangoli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOMEN

I love you women so much... but damn you girls are like live wires. No matter how sweet and mature you may be... your insecurities just come out at the strangest times. Some times I think religion is ...
Posted by Dirty Bangoli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST