HALLOWEENSLAMBASHYEAH! |
...was AWESOME! The house was packed, and I got to see a lot of old friends I don't often get to see. Thanks to everybody who made it out to watch us play and enjoy the costume party,...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:51:00 GMT |
The Vomit That Launched 1,000 Paper Towels |
So we had a house party last night for my new roommate Mason and my band Asshole Godzilla decided to play a set for him at said party. That being said, I will never again drink before hitting th...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:44:00 GMT |
A Day In The Life Of A Ruthless Optimist |
Wake up late again
Throw on some dirty clothes
Need a boost this morning
Take a double dose
I'm wide awake, I'm wide awake
And I'm fried
Step out the door into the sunlight
Walk to work again
The car ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 17:44:00 GMT |
Rude Dude |
Well lace up
Those skankin' boots
And dust off
That two-tone suit
And dig up
Those checkered pants
Rude boys and girls
It's time to dance
Well raise your hand
If you're tired of bein' rude
And ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:41:00 GMT |
All My Best Songs Are Written When I'm Angry |
A 1-2, a 1-2-3
So you say you wanna dance with me
But I'll be damned if that deep horizon
Ever started vertically, da-dee-da-dee-dee
Sticks and stones may break my bones
It takes a lady to b...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:45:00 GMT |
I'm Back, Biatches! |
After a too-long hiatus from MyCrack, I finally have the internet at my new house! Lemme get a "fuck yea!" Anyhoo, sorry to all my friends who thought I had dropped off the face of the planet. That...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
Moving! |
Hey there folks, I just wanted to give everyone a heads-up: on Wednesday I'm moving outta my fucking dump of an apartment, and into my new home in Chandler! To commemorate my exqusite exodus, I'...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:18:00 GMT |
Birfday Bash! |
So last night never got as crazy as I hoped it would. Hell, I didn't even start drinking 'til like midnight. Anyhoo, I plan on making up for that this evevning with some serious partay-ing...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
Ninja Vs. Pirate |
Shurikens fly
Buccaneers die
Dueling pistols, ten paces
Destroy asian faces
Showdown
Hey, hey, hey
Nothing left to say
The greatest battle on the face of the earth is getting under way
Steel fl...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:24:00 GMT |
When life gives you shit... |
...you make shit-ade. $.25 a glass. Any takers?
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:50:00 GMT |
