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About Me

I'm everything I thought you were. I'm special - I'm thoroughly whoah. I'm, like - y'know?? I'm kinda frisky like the snow. No - I'm window. Moron. Make mine a Glaswegian. I'm noxious, nocturnal, non-commital. I'm on fire with lice. I go kingdom farming upon the snails of wrath. I wind children with a well-aimed blow to the thorax. I rock. I go 'wheeeee' when I squeeze off rounds at cops. I lie to my mummy about the large people called frazzle. I go bingo every Wednesday with me nan. Yeah - she smokes woodbine. Knowworramean, like. Let's go die. Ever hear Heads or Die? A Japanese spazzcore band from the late '80s?? Or Rose Rose?? Ditto. Yeah - fuck Melt Banana. So anyway - what goes on brother?? Get righteous sister - or you the fuck oudda here. That's all I'm sayin. Knowworramean, like. The Streets. The fuckin Streets. Neck shoot the fucker. Let's salivate for truth. Let's go foaming at the wheel. Let's pretend we're still alive. Let's get down and dirty with busy fizzy Soda streaming through your window in the late August afternoon. Knowworramean like.

My Interests

Fucking BLAH!!!I dunno man. Y'know. Knowworramean. Like. Things. the bloody 424. What else is there. Exploding bombs know as opopop./Number infinity in the Fading Captain Series. Mothr of god I'm fried on lysergic discipline holding tight to the fucking ride man - wow up and down for fuckin days now shit dude does this crap wear off or am I like this forever knowworramean mah mate. Not really no - would you care to expatiate slightly. I would fucking not, no. No how, no way. Know how. No no.

I'd like to meet:

People with no thorax. A large lorry called Barbara Monday. 4 ladyboys with tattoos of gaping wounds. A man named BSUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO:ASUO: A.Y'know.Hormonal gardener. Uphill vagrant. Let's write some lyrics kid. Let's get funky with explodey monkey. Let's post at Creosote Version 2.0000000 Whoha. Sorry - whoah. Noah. Whoah's ark - two by nine they came, those creatures filled with flame built like silky game nullified by brother vame.

Music:

The Cuntle Filths, Screaming Geigh Shit-sticks, Bile Riders, Knob Jockey, Window Shite, Mumble and Bleed Spew, Axe Fart, No Wonder You Kill Kids, Marsh Mellow Snatch, Plundered Shite Gulp, Jason and the Lager Noughts, My Left Nadger, The Bodines, Minty Albuman, Nasal Hares, Crottle Snith, The Fine White Twats, Bin, Trouser, Quink, Gwumble, Otis Rent Ditch and the Inordinate Bowel Movements, Knob Jockey, Wimbaway, Mrs. Bone, VD Stars, Jimmy Cack Widge, and so on unto death.

Movies:

Wrath Bone Diseased, Yo Sick Fuck, Moms that Burn, Carry on Violating, Confessions of a Spleen Wiper, The Dneiper Hath Scorned Them, Womb Candy, Proletarian Underpant Farmers, Grim Teasles, Knock it on the Scrote, Moms that Burn III, Telescopic Hate Raiders, Misery Loves a Buggering, How Ye Came to the Truth that Will Not Mutate, Nine, Mince Gash, Writhing in Excrement for Pleasure and Profit, Drain Mumbler. Shit like that, I guess.

Television:

fuck OFF!!!

Books:

ring me - I'm gunning the engine training to be a being. Being a being. Moreover yay.

Heroes:

Alexander Trocchi

My Blog

Awright!!! Well AWRIGHT!!!

Oh. My. Goodness. This...well, this is big. Bee Eye Gee! I got an email this morning from - guess who. Go on - guess! You'll never - not in a squillion million years. ZEDRIC!! And the stories he was t...
Posted by robbie on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:25:00 PST

customise your myspace page....

....by going for a totally retro old-school minimalist vibe. For an example of this new retro look, see my own page. This is how myspace used to look way back in summer 2004!! Neat huh? If you want th...
Posted by robbie on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST

yo, gusset breather - I ain't no febrile moss kit

Juss sayin is all. Jeesh.
Posted by robbie on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

"Cool New People" can lick my bowel

I was wondering - if, like, I was ever amongst the ranks of Cool New People. With my stupid fucking tesco logo. And my wizened up blog, and awesome fucking music list. I think I was, actually. It kind...
Posted by robbie on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 05:36:00 PST

Ok, so now I can't give myself kudoses either - WTF?!?!

I. NEED. FUCKING. KUDOSESES. Wow. Wow though. That pisses me off no end.
Posted by robbie on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:35:00 PST

Apparently, you cannot subscribe to your own blog

Which I for one find rather disappointing. It saddens me. And here's why: i). If *I* can't subscribe, what incentive is anyone else going to have?!? ii). The narcissism of subscribing to one's own b...
Posted by robbie on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST

At noon an emissary of dissonance arrived

Having updated and looked forward to a crumb or several of vaguely nutritious items, I was most disappointed to discover an absence of margarine in the frigidaire. If I could summon the energy, I woul...
Posted by robbie on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST

...and then there were three point seven five

I don't actually feel like up-dating much right now. Things have been not quite as they should be. For one thing, difference. For another, veracity. As you can see, I'm striving for brevity here. Nume...
Posted by robbie on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:07:00 PST

Gishmale troubadours - a wandering they must go there

Trading towards spring is already ok. Can't believe the things I can decieve. But that's not really why I'm here. I need time. More than anything else right now, time is what I need. Time - and maturi...
Posted by robbie on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:59:00 PST

now then - who knows about load vagueries??

Well, it looks like a lot of changes are coming to Engelthorpes. Already the tabulation is underway and a great many folks are up and running on the new growth tunnels. Hopefully the yield will surpas...
Posted by robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST