Word Whore

I consume liquor from time to time. I love hip hop in all facets. I love my friends cause they make me a better person. My inner child is anywhere from four to six years old and is often plagued by a morbid obsession with the boogeyman. My cat Laurence was born to a 14year old prostitute named Kitty with webbed feet. I have an insipid fascination with words. I like ice cream. Which is ironic cause I'm lactose intolerant. The Lakers will always be my team no matter who the players are. I have a propensity towards all things random. There's only 3 kinds of people... those who like coke (the cola you dopeheads), those who prefer pepsi, and those who don't give a shit. I have often been referred to as random. I think it's mainly due to the fact I have undiagnosed Adult A.D.D. It is not confirmed but there are quite a few symptoms such as... I surround myself with people that find me funny and interesting. i can't type for nothing. it lokks