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Stormy Banda & the Jerkoffs

About Me

Stormy Banda & the Jerkoffs are shitfuckin' Rock N' Roll band. We're out for revenge on all the god damn suck ass faggot fake rock 'n' roll that seems to be popular right now. We don't give a fuck about what "scene" you're part of, your political views, or your bullshit. We are here to destroy.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/03/2007
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/stormybanda408"http://www.myspace.com /stormybanda408
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..Stormy Banda & the Jerkoffs:
Stormy Banda: Lead Vocals, Guitar (Album/Recording only)

"Gay Gonorrhea" Garrett Scala: Bass, Backup Vocals

Vito Diarrhea: Drums, Backup Vocals

Luka Brasi: Guitar (Live/Performance only)

Influences: blood, piss, stains, sweat, cuts, bruises, broken glass, broken microphones, riots, shady places and shadier people, scum rock, lacerations, safety pins, retox, dehab, anonymous girls, anonymous meetings, masturbation, abuse, misuse, self destruction, noise, needles, sex, submission, dominance, staph infections, freshly shaved anything, burnt rubber, gas stations, gasoline and the smell of it, spit, chafed labia, a-cups, bubblegum flavored lip gloss, skinned knees and faces, auto-erotic asphyxiation, scars, dirty panties, duct tape, Dog-Days, the smell of spilt beer, feedback, foul language, hearing loss, girls, pig tails, malted milkshakes, bloody tongues, open sores, group hugs, cheetah print, leopard print, zebra print, nightmare on anywhere street, pussy, trains, fingercuffs , handcuffs, fellatio, cunnilingus, bandAIDS, puss, short sets, taco bell, red wings, brown wings, coitus interruptus, blisters, fisting, fingering, excess, gumption, dirty love letters, broken dreams, broken hymens, self-mutilation, insomnia, halloween candy, porn, double cheeseburgers, furburgers, drive-in movies,7-11s, liquor stores, skate and destroy, rocking n’ rolling, country music, freedom of speech, black trucks, black cars, black vans and black choppers, fast food, one punch knock outs, flea markets, automodown, knives, suicidal, black coffee, black beanies, black leather, denim cutoffs, plaid flannel, trucker hats, chevrolet not ford, finger bangin’ in public, bacon & eggs, fully automatic weapons, drink fight fuck, easy women, pleading the fifth ,that thing we used to call the constitution, black eyes and busted knuckles, cat fishin’ and snipe hunting, record players, bear skin rugs, schwinn, vans, chuck tailors, winos, levis, dickies, and revenge…never forget revenge
Sounds Like: Sleaze, Trash, Scum, Shit, Anger, Hate, Aggression, Brutality, Chaos, Real Rock 'N' Roll
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

NEW GUITAR PLAYER!: Out with Daniel, enter Luka

Alright.  So if you were at the show last night then you saw that we announced our new guitar player, Luka.  Some of you might be wondering why Daniel is no longer playing for the Jerkoffs.  Well I gu...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:24:00 GMT