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Mel McSurlypants

I am here for Friends

About Me


sometimes i know the future. sometimes i just have anxious or vindictive daydreams. sometimes it's hard to tell.

my other secret mutant power is killing consumer electronics with my emotions.

a lot of people ask me the wrong questions, or don't actually want the real answer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


compassionate, reliable, intellectually substantial people.
or people to hug on superpets.

My Blog

Bowdlerized church

Right on, St. John's Church.Religion should be inoffensive, comfortable, approachable, and feel-good! You won't get many butts in your pews if you go around depicting a vital scene of your mythology i...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:54:00 GMT

How to delete files for real

The Beeb says you have to physically destroy a harddrive to make deleted files truly non-recoverable. I'm confused. I'd been under the impression that reformatting it would do the trick and leave you ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:17:00 GMT

Subjekt - i haz one

I'm bored, and this looks like an excellent place for truly pointless memeage.Yoinked from Deb.1. Put your iPod (or MP3 player) on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answe...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:47:00 GMT

Bank silliness, and food that needs eating

Two transactions have disappeared from my bank website! They had been listed under pending transactions for a couple days. When I looked today, they weren't there--nor were they listed under my posted...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:25:00 GMT

The world is not my home

One day you will find meAnd when at last you comeI'll tell you of my secret--That the world is not my home Reverend Glasseye
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:08:00 GMT

this is your spider . . .

. . . and this is your spider on drugs. any questions?
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:38:00 GMT

my art skillz are pastede on yey

I feel kinda like starting a strange and gawthy little webcomic, with vampires, werewolves, selkies, the Buddha, philosophical zombies, stompy boots, and stuff.Except that I don't have a scanner and I...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:52:00 GMT

just call me reverend

as of april 1, i'm no longer merely a degenerate and hedonistic heathen--i'm a whiskey priest.my shiny ordination certificate came in the mail today. ^_^now i can go on a sacramental spree . . . anyon...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:03:00 GMT

ears

my earlobe hurts.i suppose i should've expected that when i decided to jam 16g and 12g pieces of metal through mall-shop piercings.i need some new jewelry. most of my cbr beads have wandered off somew...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:45:00 GMT