I'd like to meet:
You wanna know who I'd like to meet? Check my heroes section. This section is gonna be devoted to all the people I can't stand. And shall be updated.
First, there's Hillary Clinton. Man if that bitch had won the primaries, we'd be even more fucked up as a country than we already are! Universal healthcare, making successful men pay more taxes so fat, stupid, lazy cunts can get a free living, trying put people in fucking jail for selling videogames to kids?! How the fuck did she become so popular? Maybe if she changed her slogan from "change blah blah blah" to "vote for me or your fat, feminist girlfriend/wife won't fuck you" she may have been our ruler today.
Sean Hannity (and everyone else on FOX news), man what a bunch of retards. THIS is the only station that "stands up" to the rest of the liberal media and the government? Were all doomed.
MSNBC, because they are a bunch of fucking tools for the government. According to those dipshits, anyone who protested the sky-rocketing high taxes is a racist. How is it talk radio is being unfair but these fuckholes aren't?
Rosie O' Donnell, cause she is a self righteous, socialist bitch. Guess what Rosie? No one made you a victim. And guns don't kill people anymore than your forks made you fat. People don't hate you because your a carpet muncher, they hate you cause your a bitch.
I also hate Jessica Valenti (feministing.com), HO-LEE-FUCKING SHIT that woman needs to take all her books, shove em in her back pocket, and set herself on fire. So what, you want girls to act like sluts because abstinence is "oppressive" yet you cry when they are called on it? Go fuck yourself. Its women like her that are whats WRONG with society. Ya know, there was a time when feminists acted like real women, and could be respected, not like these whiney cunts now.
Perez Hilton, that queer should be beaten to a pulp. HE is whats wrong with the gay community. Its one thing to have beliefs and want equal rights, its another thing to verbally bash someone because their opinions don't meet yours in a question that YOU ASKED! And whats with this "outing celebrities" crap? No one fucking cares whose gay or whose not. Maybe you should go back to Jr. High where people actually care about that shit.
Al Gore, anyone who believes this "Global Warming" bullshit that he spews and ESPECIALLY the people who say "there's no debate" is an idiot and a tool. And the climate change can't be that bad if he's flyin around on his private jet planes and living in his gigantic mansions. Everyone who works for and supports GLAAD, should all be drowned in a huge pool of oil. No, I take that back, that would be wasting precious oil. They should be drowned in a pool of acid (read blog for more information). Nancy Pelosi, ya know I may have actually had a nice retirement in my future if this liberal moron didn't stop the privitization of social security. Now, me, my generation, and my generation's offspring, have to pay $$$ for elderly people's retirements but there ain't gonna be SHIT for us by the time we're that age.
Glenn Beck, because he's a douche and a liar. Lately, he's been trying to act all pro-liberty and shit, but just last year he said Ron Paul and his supporters should be shot in the head.
NOFX, because they make shitty music and tried turned punk rock into a pussy ass Democratic movement. Its one thing to voice your opinions, its another to try and make a whole genre of music follow your political agenda. Its the exact type of elitism they attempt to satarize.
P. Diddy - guilty of the following: involvement in the pussifying of rap music (which I think kinda sucked to begin with, but not as bad as it does now), delusion (which we all have, but him being the next James Bond? GTFO) flaunting how politically active he is by trying to make borderline retarted, politically unaware, MTV watchers vote. Later, he admitted to not having voted before his "Vote or Die" campaign. I don't hate P. Diddy, but still find him a good honorable mention for the epic fail list.
Al Sharpton, because he is a cocksucker and a liberal fascist (like most the people on this list). A man by the name of Bernie Goetz was a hero, and exercised his right to self defense by taking justice in his own hands when four robbers were threatening him. Bernie did what any real American would do, and shot their asses up. However, the fucking cock-sucker Al Sharpton tried to get him further prosecution (Goetz had already been charged for carrying a weapon without a license) because apparently defending yourself is "racist" if the people who assault you are black. What a fucking prick. Not to mention when 2 young black men beat and raped a woman at gunpoint, and then forced her to perform oral sex on her 12 year old son, good ol' Al came to the rescue (of the rapists) and whined about how it is unfair that they go to jail. And that the poor widdle youths were treated unfairly "because their black." Fuck you Al Sharpton! The same goes for Jesse Jackson. Fuck the both of you! Laura Ingraham, because she's a fucking bitch and needs to shut the fuck up. Paris Hilton, God what an over exposed bitch! Because she's a rich man's daughter and likes to fuck anything she sees, she's famous? How the fuck does that work? And I can't believe girls actually competed on reality show to win her friendship. How pathetic is that?
Janeane Garafolo, because she's an unfunny and unoriginal bitch who seriously needs to shut the fuck up. Keith Olbermann, man what a fucking douche! How can someone watch him WITHOUT the urge to punch him in the face? Barbara Boxer, because she is a stupid pretentious cunt. she interrupted an officer just so she can whine about him calling her "ma'am" instead of "senator." Not only is she a pretentious cunt, but she's also a sexist feminist. Its largly because of her that the government is so biased against men when prosecuting for domestic violence.
