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jilucifer

You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and ch

About Me

I need glasses. I drink skim milk. I like dry cake mix. I pick my nose and flick my boogers. I try and stick my finger in my boyfriend's butt daily. I dont like a lot of people. I cant spell. I dont drink soda unless it is with alcohol. I think old people are cute but hate how some drive and smell. I poop in the bathtub.


My Interests

PICTURES ARE STILL F'D UP....gotta fix them and add some.

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I'd like to meet:

MY GOD DAUGHTER a.k.a my niece .. zombipiratehookr

Music:

I enjoy my own musical talent of shower singing. I like all kinds of noise, like: Alkaline Trio, AFI, As Blood Runs Black, Alexisonfire, Born of Osiris, Bouncing Souls, Calico System, City and Colour, Deftones, The Devil Wears Prada, Gym Class Heros, Fugazi, Horrorpops, Jack off Jill, Justin Timberlake, Koffin Kats, MSI, Misery Signals, Marilyn Manson, Misfits, Nekromantix, Norma Jean,(old)Offspring, Parkway Drive, Porcelain and the tramps, Rancid, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Suicide Silence, Thrice, Tiger Army, Transplants, Tsunami Bombs, UnderOATH, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.....

Movies:

Will Ferrel and Val Kilmore movies are daaa bomb diggety. I like to watch Horror movies, zombie flicks, love stories, PORNOS, thillers, pretty much every Disney movie there is!!! I think all the Saw (I-IV) are amazing. Judd Apatow is an amazing producer, soooo hilarious. There are too many cheerleading and dancing movies about bringing noise to the stomp yard again for all or nothing AHHH!!!

Television:

One Tree Hill Friends Scrubs America's Next Top Model reruns Family Guy Discovery Channel

Books:

To Kill A Mocking Bird, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Cat's Cradle, Mystery, Historical Fiction, Romance..... I like to read things about killers, drugs, sex, body functions, and math equations.

Heroes:

My sister and my boo Contact Tables

My Blog

What if she has twins?

Highlight of my week: Being asked to be the GOD MOTHER of Shara's baby girl. hehehehehe!...
Posted by jilucifer on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

nayr and em

one] What are your middle names?him - Geneme - Nicole[two] How long have you been together?almost twoo years[three] How long did you know each other before you started dating?about a month or so[four]...
Posted by jilucifer on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:50:00 PST

I AM HAVING A BABY!!!!

Well, not me....Shara! Sbe finds out what it’s going to be on Friday. HEHEHE!!!! I’m hoping a boy...... Everytime I’m at the store I see things I want to buy!!!!!! ohhhhh eeemmm geee...
Posted by jilucifer on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST

C’mon Everybody! Lets have a hoedown!

Oh, Lord loves a hangin’.That’s why He gave us necks.It tightens up our vocal cordsAnd loosens up our pecs.So if you are a horse theifAnd guilty to the bone,Go ahead and blame a friendAnd ...
Posted by jilucifer on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

same guy who went fishing at 8

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny to answer. He replies, "There are none left - they all...
Posted by jilucifer on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:07:00 PST

when did i say that?

A Mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married, and mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started. She made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoo...
Posted by jilucifer on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST