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About Me

Some folks call me weird and retarded. I've also been called biscuit, squirt, a leprechaun, and a plethora of hobbit-like names and descriptions. I like to talk like Cartman from South Park, Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most of these folks are already dead, so hopefully I'll meet them on the flip side...Albert Einstein, Abe Lincoln, John Kennedy, Ben Franklin, Jerry Garcia, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Elvis, Hunter S. Thompson, Ghandi, Jesus, Buddha...you know the usual...although if you watch South Park, most of these guys are in Hell, which kinda sucks.Man Fights Two Little Kids
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My Blog

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Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:16:00 GMT

U.S.A. kicks so much ass.

I haven't done one of these in awhile, so bear with me.  I found out today that our country isn't as damned as it might otherwise be.  I mean, sure we've decided to give Prisoner's of War/En...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:47:00 GMT

This is for Crystal.

So I've been getting these questions lately running through my head. Oh wait, I need to go potty. Be right back. And yeah I said potty. What of it? I live with a soon to be 6 year old. Suck it. ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:02:00 GMT

HOLY SHIT LUNESTA TOTALLY WORKS!!!!!

I sucked down one of these lil pills not even 10 minutes ago and now I have horrible taste in the back of my throat and I may need a stretcher to get my ass in the bed before i get knocked the fuck ou...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:36:00 GMT

So JC didn't come back and Shane isn't a prophet after all....

No biggie I guess. I mean I got to see John McClane and Optimus Prime open up bodacious amounts of whoop ass. Transfomers alone was worth waiting on the second coming. Wow, that actually made me la...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:05:00 GMT

YOU BEST GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD!

It's 4 am and I'm just getting ready to lay down after only getting 5 minutes of sleep the night before. Good times. I'm looking forward to it actually. Since I haven't shared with you, my trusted ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:19:00 GMT

I AM SO HAPPY!!!

I'm living the dream. My life is great. My love life is unparalleled. My sex life is amazing. Man, I wish I could stay this happy forever. I could die right now and everything would be fine. Com...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Happy now Nicole??? Damn!

Nicole wanted me to write these down. I thought it was useless, but I've done it anyway. What can I say, it's 2 in the AM and I'm bored. ENJOY!10 Random facts:10. I have necrophilia.9. I pretty m...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:41:00 GMT

CHECK YOSELF FO YOU WRECK YOSELF FOOL

Should I rant? Should I rave? Should I score some X and go to a rave? Ah life's choices are so endless and full of excitement around every turn. Or are they? Do we have what it takes to see life ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:28:00 GMT

January

Well the first month of 2007 has come and gone, with not a whole lot to show for it on this end. It snowed a couple of times. I got out of work early one day because of it. That's about it. Well m...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:55:00 GMT