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Barracuda

There isn't anything Kinky about ok, now is there? Now I said...Do...you...like it?

About Me

♥ Well I must be mistaken. you. for somebody else. I hope. You. Burn. In Hell.
I could say that I don't care. But the truth is I'd follow you anywhere
I'm looking for a way to become the person that I dreamt up When I was 16
There's a million reasons why I cry Hold my covers tight and close my eyes Cuz I don't wanna be alone
You think you know. but you have No idea
Just Stand Still. Look Pretty.
H ey gorgeous, thanks for stopping by, so this is where I start telling you all about me, and I'm taking the time to write it, so you better fucking read it.
My Name is Kyle Adam Stadig (pronounced Stay-dig). I am a 21 year old from Western MA. My hair is naturally red, but it pretty much changes with my mood. my eyes are blue and green, not one blue one green, not blue-green, but both eyes are blue and green. I am 5ft 10.5 and I weigh 150. I am Left handed and my shoe size is a 12-13. I have 4 tattoos and 14 Piercings (that includes my ears. Obviously I am Gay, I am not ashamed or embarrassed about it, but I don't go around flaunting it either. People may think that I'm mean or rude, but I'm really not. I'm just honest and I have no filter from my mouth to my brain. I also have a bit of a swearing problem...not to the point where i look unintelligent, but enough to get my point across. I don't Trust anyone, at all. I've had to learn the hard way that you just can't. I've been hurt and fucked over/with one too many times, so don't take it personally. With me, you may think you're getting one thing, but you're actually getting something completely opposite. I guess I'm just not a fan of What you see is what you get.
I Hate : The word Moist, the sound of people eating, People who hang their feet out of car windows, People who talk through movies/TV shows (regardless of if I've seen it or not), a lot of gay people...well the ones who are all like GAY IS ALL I AM! yeah i might have to kill you, When TV shows end/get cancled, Working, perms (not just doing them, but actually seeing them on people, Western MA, Wal*Mart, American's who use English words (i.e. Bloody, Love), You, Myself, The Majority of Rap/Hip-hop/R&B Music, The Mean Reds, Friendly's, Boy's who wear baggy jeans-Button downs and Tiva-type sandals, Goth Kids, $.50 Lip gloss on her snaggel tooth, Liars, People who smell, fat & ugly people [it rubbs off], ex-boyfriends, Bad Kissers,bad fake tans, and a lot of what MTV has to offer me.
I'm scared of : Clowns, Mimes, Closets, The Underneath of my bed, Mirrors [at night], Elevators, Deep water, and Odd numbers.
I love : Black Men, Dark Fingernails, you, Myself, Ripped Jeans,giant big sunglasses, giant hand bags, the color pink, the 1920's-1980's, Tiffany & Co., Coach, L.A.M.B., Care Bears, My Little Pony, MySpace, Lunch Boxes, Botox, Burping, Making Out, Victoria's Secret PINK , the smells of Curious and GLOW together, Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker, With Love...Hilary Duff, Trucker Hats, Carona, 6 shots of Vodka, Clubs, Dancing, singing [badly], writing, designing, taking photos, getting my picture taken,doing hair, Xanadu, Shopping, One Tree Hill, iPod's, Ghost Whisperer, Dorks-Nerds & Geeks, Tarot Cards, Getting tattooed and pierced, and The Special K challenge......Anything else? Ask.
A little more about Moi:
Birthday: December 24, 1986
Favorite color:Pink
Favorite Song: Breakfast At Tiffany's
Favorite Movie:Wizard Of Oz & Heathers
Favorite T.V Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Hills, Noah's Arc & Sex and the City
Favorite Band: No Doubt & 30 Seconds to Mars
Favorite Singer: Gwen Stefani & Mandy Moore
Favorite Actor: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Claire Danes
Favorite Book: Flesh and Blood & The Truth About Diamonds
Favorite Smell: Yankee Candle's Jack Frost
Favorite Animal: Moose
Favorite Ice Cream: Vanilla
Favorite Designer: Marc Jacobs & Betsy Johnson
Signature Scent: With Love...Hilary Duff
Celebrity Idol: Lindsay Lohan
Style Icon: Mary Kate Olsen & Victoria Beckham
Personal God: Janice Dickinson
America's Sweetheart: Hilary Duff
Sex God: Jensen Atwood & Justin Tiberlake
Must Haves: L.A.M.B. bag and Big Sunglasses.
If you ever hurt me...I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU
♥Hang On To Your Husbands Girls!♥
I miss my Doggy! R.I.P. Sheba
Will you be my own Ryan Cabrera?
Love
It's Like a Jolly rancher. Good to have, but you know its only temporary 'CAUSE THE JOKE THAT YOU LAID IN THE BED, THAT WAS ME. AND I'M NOT GONNA FADE JUST AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
I kinda' always knew I'd end up your ex boyfriend. I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them.
"Where should one use perfume?" a young woman asked. "Wherever one wants to be kissed," I said.--Coco Chanel
My AIM MrLohanIfUrNasty
You have an idea in your head of who I am, and thats fine. I just want you to know...you're idea is wrong.
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My Interests

♥justifiable homicide
Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, oooo?"

"Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening."--Coco Chanel

GED...what does drunk driving have to do with school?

malooofi1219: hahaha "im lonely" and my myspace raper left me for a blond

"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken, instead of hurting yourself trying put it back together."

"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."-Coco Chanel
Hit me. I'm serious, I can't feel anything. Hit me! Again! do it harder!
Love Kills

I'd like to meet:


Someone who will embrace my individuality. Not try to change it. You Can't fall out of love with someone, until you fall into someone else --Ashlee Simpson
WWNPHD?

.::Gwen Stefani ::Hilary Duff ::Jainice Dickonson ::Nicole Richie ::Justin Timberlake ::Rose McGowan ::Val Kilmer ::Johnny Depp ::Michael Vartain ::Jesus ::Sarah Michelle Gellar ::Jennifer Love Hewitt ::The Yellow M&M ::The Cast of The. O.C ::Lauren Conrad ::The Simpson Sisters ::Lindsay Lohan ::Mary-Kate & Ashley ::Chad Michael Murray ::Sophia Bush ::Quddous ::Keristin Dunst ::Anne Hathaway ::Betty Paige ::Emily Rose ::Shakira ::Ricky Martin ::My Future Husband ::Angalina Jolie ::Rebertoi Cavalli ::Betsy Johnson ::Pete Wentz ::Ryan Reynolds ::Ryan Gossling ::Rachel McAdams ::Amy Smart ::Britney Spears ::Carmen Electra ::Mandy Moore ::PINK ::Christina Aguilera ::Chris Evans ::YOUR DAD::.

I want a man by my side. Not a boy who runs and hides...I'm just looking for a chill guy to hangout and spend time with. I'm not into stupid games, so, I'd rather you not Fuck with me. I just want someone who ultimately gets me. like, 100%. Someone who wont try to change me into who they want me to be. Someone who will joke a round but knows when it's time to be serious. A guy who will watch stupid/B-Rated movies with me or just dance around like a fucking idiot because its something to do. Who will send me flowers "just because it's Wednesday" Who would do anything to make me smile, and nothing to make me cry. A punk rock bad-boy with a sweet spot just for me. I need a bad boy mixed with the good guy. Tall dark and handsome always works, but it really depends on the guy. I don't have a type, but at the same time I do. So I don't really know. haha. If you're interested...GREAT! if not...I'm always here to make new friend. I love the ones I have to death and wouldn't trade them in for anything in the world, but I don't mind adding on.

Tell me what you don't like about yourself

Music:

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+Gwen Stefani +Aly & AJ +Kelly Clarkson +Mazzy Star +Mandy Moore +LeAnn Rimes +The Subways +The Veronicas +The Stones +Ashlee Simpson +Janis Joplin +Ryan Cabrera +Hilary Duff +Lindsay Lohan +CCR +Shakira +Beyonce +Stella Soliel +Sara Evans +Deadsy +Jewel +The Sundays +The Rolling Stones +Christina Aguilera +Bethany Joy Lenz +The Wreckers +Led Zelpin +Def Leppard +Tyler Hilton +Jessica Simpson +Fall Out Boy +P!NK +Madonna +Kylie Minogue +Cher +Hole +Anna Nalick +More

Movies:

.. +Grindhouse +Nancy Drew +License to Wed +The Devil Wears Prada +Heathers +High Tension +Brokeback Mountain +The Craft +Lady and the Tramp +Romy and Michele's High school reunion +Thirteen +Coyote Ugly +Bring It On +The Note Book +Mean Girls +Raise your voice +The Perfect Man +Material Girls +Breakfast at Tiffany's +Practical Magic +Pretty Woman +Buffy The Vampire Slayer +The Grudge +Cruel Intentions +Cellular +She's the Man +Drive Me Crazy +Texas Chainsaw Massicure +Fried Green Tomatoes +Step Up +John Tucker Must Die +Charlie's Angels +Center Stage +Saved! +How To Deal +Chasing Liberty +Empire Records +Jawbreaker +Clueless +Grease +Scooby-Doo +Simply Irrisistable +10 Things I Hate About You +Valentine +Titanic +Psycho Beach Party +Princess Diaries +Getting there +The Ring +How to Loose a guy in 10 days +The 3 Screams +The 2 I Know What You Did Last Summer's +House Of Wax +Wedding Crashers +The Wizard Of Oz +More

Television:

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+Ghost Whisperer +The Hills +Sex and the City +Veronica Mars +SHEAR GENIUS +PROJECT RUNWAY +Laguna Beach +The O.C. +Passions +Desperate Housewives +Buffy +Charmed +8th and Ocean +That 70's show +What Not To Wear +Grey's Anatomy +Clarissa explains it all +The Secret World of Alex Mack +CSI [Las vegas only] +Will & Grace +8 Simple Rules +Point Pleasant +Tru Calling +Gilmore Girls +One Tree Hill +Family Guy +More

Books:

.. +The Truth About Diamonds +In Her Shoes +Flesh & Blood..

Heroes:

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♥Lindsay Lohan
♥Gwen Stefani
♥Hilary Duff
♥Britney Spears
♥Kate Moss
♥Tom Ford
♥Wonder Woman
♥Summer
♥Carmen Electra
♥Nicole Richie

My Blog

Wanna Know a secret?

I Don't think I'm attractive.
Posted by Barracuda on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

Word To The Wise...

Do Not Lie.it is just not fucking cool.  I'm not really into liars. I will respect you a hell of a lot more if you tell the truth.Dear Ex (you know who you are) it's fine your seeeing other peopl...
Posted by Barracuda on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:37:00 PST

Bittersweet

So, now that school is over, and I have an ass load of time to myself to think, its all I do pretty much. I wish things, in a lot of aspects of my life were different.  for starters, I wish, in a...
Posted by Barracuda on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST

holy shit, are you fucking kidding me? no? ok, shut the fuck up.

This is for my love Katy, a girl who shares my brain, we're the same person.Katy, i think you will agree with me that things/people...are getting more than rediculous.  our looks just say it all....
Posted by Barracuda on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:20:00 PST

After a day of thinking...

i have come to the conclusion that i want it all back.  i know its not going to happen.  but, i would like to go back to when i was little.  when everything was simple and hannded to yo...
Posted by Barracuda on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:24:00 PST

Let Me Tell You A Story...

The story of the Tragic Kingdom. Once upon a time there was a man. A Prince actually, a Prince of a magical unnamed kingdom where cornfields of pop-corn have yet to pop open.  He was quiet f...
Posted by Barracuda on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

A little bit of truth

I love and miss the taste of alcahol on another guys tounge.  and the smell, feeling and taste of it on their breath.  there is just something about it, that is incredibly attractive. well, ...
Posted by Barracuda on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

Oh my god, i want it so bad

A relationship.  I guess I'm ready now.  I've been singel for too long, and I'm 100% sick of it.  It's time and I'm ready. So come on boys...one of you had got to be .Mr. right, cause ...
Posted by Barracuda on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

I hate that I never had, or will have my chance.

If you read this, you'll know it's for you.   I hate that I never had, or will have my chance. I find myself looking at your picture and being stupid because I love you, and I konw I probably alw...
Posted by Barracuda on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

Alexz Johnson Theres us

There's meLooking down at my shoesThe one smiling like the sunThat's youWhat were you thinkingWhat was the song inside your headThere's usGoing on about a bandWorking out how we play our handI lay the...
Posted by Barracuda on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST