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Leland

You can knock me down, but you can't knock me out...

About Me

Am I who you think I am?Are you who I want you to be?When you go to bed at night do you think of me?Today I am an author, I’ve written many books.Tomorrow Ill be a model, with all them fancy looks.Friday is my payday, Ill cash my hundred grand.Ill have to spend it all on me because I haven’t got a womanMy age is catching up to me I don’t have any heirs.So Ill take my millions with me, since no one really cares.The moral of this story is very plain to see.The person you are chatting with is really me.

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My Blog

How to Eat Pussy or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking

Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her...
Posted by Leland on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

Hubble telescope's top ten greatest space photographs

The Sombrero Galaxy - 28 million light years from Earth - was voted best picture taken by the Hubble telescope. The dimensions of the galaxy, officially called M104, are as spectacular as its appear...
Posted by Leland on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST

I've Learned

that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.   that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.   that you should always leave loved ones...
Posted by Leland on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

My Favorite Things to Do

Here's a list of my favorite things to do..... Well, there's sex, we can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple, copulate, coddle, or commit the act of procreation. ...
Posted by Leland on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

Sex Instructions for Men

1. NOT KISSING FIRST Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A pr...
Posted by Leland on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Duct Tape or Nails

A man dies and goes to heaven...: Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good thin...
Posted by Leland on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

Phil Vassar - I'll Take That As A Yes

Phil Vassar - I'll Take That As A Yes   ...
Posted by Leland on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

Nickelback "Feeling Way Too Damn Good"

Feeling Way Too Damn Good.   ...
Posted by Leland on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:32:00 PST