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My name is Shorty Moser and I am a dog that can type. I enjoy begging for table scraps, drinking from the toilet, barking at people passing by, chasing shadows. My favorite thing in the world is my ability to lick myself, it brings me pleasure and takes me away from the problems of the world. My master is half nuts, but he feeds me and plays with me, I guess it could be worse.