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Kerrr!

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About Me

C a r e - ø L i n e


Is
an Asshole...

...And she loves every minute of it ;-)...

"There's a time to stay and a time to go...And I'm waiting real soon on my time to go and one day when this place is no longer home...I'm making sure I'm never looking back.

My Interests

Miss. Caroline R. ... Non-Brazilian - Translator - Anarachist - Writer - Book Dork - Vinyl Enthusiast - Indie Movie Kid - Fashion Designer - Fanatic Photographer - Alcohol Supporter - Best Friend - Twilight Zone/Sopranos freak - Music Lover - Human Dictionary - Trivial Fact Wonder Girl - Yoga Team Player - Mosh Pit Thrasher - Punk Ass - Designated Drunk Driver - Road Trip Rebel - New York Manhattanite - Student Amabassador- Energy Machine - Easily Amused and Frantically Bored - Project Pilot - Pharmacist- Jobless Jerk - Quote Obsessive - Dance Monster Party Girl - Math Dyslexic - Emo Kid - Orginal Long Branch Gansta - Cynical Smart Ass - TroubleMaker - Adventure Seeker - Sleepless Insomniac - Concert InHabitant ...
I'm the Pessimist Smiling at you...
Not with you ;-)lol

I'd like to meet:

A Punkass One Legged Canadien Mexican Bodega Clerk with a Drinking Vigor For Blood and Drugs and a Tednency to sleep with Married Swingers
...yeah sounds about right...
or any outright asshole looking for a good time ;-) ...

Anthony Cummings...
March 5, 1987 - May 26th, 2007


Ant, why did it have to be this way?
I don't want to make new friends,
i love the ones I got...
I didn't want to come to your funeral,
I wanted to come to your wedding...or being you, your weddingS...
Buddy my heart breaks every single time...
The way I'm losing friends at this point I can't trust to have anyone to run to anymore but I always had you...
I grew up with your goofy face...
but now all I have with me is knowing that when it's my time I'll see it again hopefully.
I really, really miss you.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway

Music:

...God made it possible, Cocky bastards made it Genuis.
(Elliot Smith) Simon and Garfunkle, (The Beatles) The Shins, (Dashboard Confressional) Death Cab, (Cursive) Alkaline Trio, (Oh No! Oh My!) Taking Back Sunday, (Weezer) Brand New, (Incubus) Cold War Kids, (Beirut) Catch 22, (Sublime) The Dandy Warhols (Klaxons) New Order (Kanye West!)...
Some silly dance party music
(Gil Mantera's Party Dream) Bloc Party, (Postal Service)
...And a little Jay-Z when I'm retarted never hurt...lol...

Movies:

I Like Movies
Garden State - Dig! - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Home Alone - Thumbsucker - Pieces Of April - Napoleon Dynamite - Point Break - Half Baked - Brokedown Palace - About a Boy - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - London - Brick - a SCANNER DARKLY - The Rules of Attraction - Now and Then - Spice World (oh yes old school) - Office Space - Amost Famous - Sylvia - Blue Crush - Step into Liquid - City of God - SLC PUNK - Chasing Amy - CLerks - Dogma - The Two Sons of Fransisco - Pride and Prejudice - Big Daddy...blah blah blah

Television:

...was what Rod Serling was warning us about... The Twilight Zone. Stop. Sopranos. Stop. Sex and the City. Stop. The Officestop Bill Nye the Science Guy. Stop. The Whitest Kids You Know. Stop (long pause)

Books:

...Just one.
The Children's Story by James Clavell.

My hobbies include...
Anything you can emphasize with the word fuck...
And that allows for many fucking stupendous hobbies! ;-)

Heroes:

Jesus....back when he was Jewish...and loved himself Potato Latkes and coveted them pennies...

trust me...

LB | NY Supporter

My Blog

Quarter-Life Shit Show....

---------------- "You have to be a little masochistic to survive in the world." -Prof. Frank. ------------------------- Truant.   The beauty of youth lies in the notion of forever. The illusion ...
Posted by Kerrr! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:48:00 PST

Spill Secerts When Your Wasted...

...oh wow some people are nosy eh? did i say spill? i meant spell....spell secrets when your drunk...its hard if you can't see the keyboard in the dark.     lol...
Posted by Kerrr! on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST

Did you notice VD is Valentines Day and Venereal Disease?

It's almost Valentine's Day and I need a valentine! Imagine that! I have this thing for chocolate bon bon boxes... Oh! and those crazy candy hearts. Any takers? hmm? Love, Care-Bear ------- Let'...
Posted by Kerrr! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

Im Goin to Skip Out of This Apt. w/ a Beer & a Smile.

I'm getting Evicted... Well sort of... But don't worry...Caroline will make her way back to the city soon. And for those of you who know... Let's tear off the roof. Legally, who the fuck cares?  ...
Posted by Kerrr! on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:24:00 PST

Cigarretes, Cafe & Black Berrets...I’m French!

Subway Poetry (snap, snap) *** Educated Shit found on the New York City Subway for the pretentious idiot. (or idiot savant) ----------------- The tumult in the heart keeps asking questions. And then i...
Posted by Kerrr! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST

I’m here for you like glue baby boo!

Kanye ....I'm sorry that you're mother passed away as of recently.  Baby boo I'm here for you, I can't stand the fact that your 24 karat gold, diamond encrusted heart is broken. Or the idea that ...
Posted by Kerrr! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

The Dream is O.v.e.r....

So Long Manhattan... ...November 30th is my last day here. WTF am i going to do? If  Jesus hated my jew-ishness so much, he wouldn't have created the feeling of guilt and made my mother the ...
Posted by Kerrr! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

i got a duplex in Hell next door to Anna Nicole.

     So i went to Jesus' Crib on Sunday 'cause papa dukes wanted to hit up the free pig roast afterwards. ...And I always knew I was going to hell... but now...I felt it, but it wa...
Posted by Kerrr! on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:06:00 PST

...wow i think im truly in Love...

This is why...Caroline Loves Kanye West!------------------If I wasn't Jewish, I'd nominate this man for Saint-Hood. He deserves it and don't take my word for it...he already knows it which means YOU a...
Posted by Kerrr! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

Scriptures in Sand

   This poems not bad...Could have been better but this was the pick of the litter...in either case...look ma' I read!   Revolution on Canvas -By Jon Orison. I want to pretend, Shake ha...
Posted by Kerrr! on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST