OMG! I have a YEAST infection... |
IN MY EAR!!!
WTHeck?? I am sure this is very serious. Absolutely my mom's fault for neglecting me.
I am accepting get well cards, gifts and homemade puppy snacks. Keep m...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
I think I have bugs in my ears! |
Jeez! My mom is a freaking flake. First worms, now mites! What is wrong with her? I thought she loved me. Now I am going to vet again. (I am going to raise hell in ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT |
Make the World a Better Freakin Place... |
June is adopt a cat month, so I am doing my part and trying to get rid of my mom's cat. Here's the deal: I'll trade Mo for a couple bucks and a box of Milkbone Dog Biscuits.
She is completely worthle...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:57:00 GMT |
The Forces of Nature... more |
So today- I head outside, it's in the mid 60's and breezy. It's the leaves that grab my attention. I am going to catch all of them. I think there are 1,542,696,242 leaves.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:17:00 GMT |
The Forces of Nature |
So I made my mom stand outside in the rain for 25 minutes today because I was absolutely fascinated by the patterns the raindrops were making on the puddles in the parking lot. Millions of little dro...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:23:00 GMT |
Tech Support Application |
I applied for a tech support position at the company mom my works for. Not sure why I haven't heard back. Here is my resume and qualifications:
I started showing enthus...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
Do not tell anyone... I had a worm in my pooh. |
OMG, today there was a worm in my pooh. How horrifying. What the hell is wrong with my mom that she would let something so damn awful happen to me?? She is supposed to love and take ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:30:00 GMT |
Damn, I beat up another buddy... |
So I am having a sleepover with my new friend, Freida. I annoy her to no end. She is 9 years old and I am just over a year and a half. She is great fun to torment by sneaking up...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
Today I beat up a shoe |
Today I beat up a 6'2, 225 lb hockey player's shoe. He stepped on my little foot and it ticked me off. So I snarled and jumped all over that damn shoe. If that shoe wants to mix it up with...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:19:00 GMT |
So, I think it is all about food... |
Well, so far I have beat up two dogs under 10 lbs and tried to manhandle one very large pit bull- who thank goodness- ignored my efforts completely. It all comes down to food. If I ca...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
