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OH EM JAY

I put the F-U in FUN.

About Me

I’ll tell you something: I’m a wolf but I like to wear sheep’s clothing. I love you. I hate you. I like to keep you guessing. I’m a state of being better described undefined. I work hard, play hard, fuck hard, love hard, die free - I live life by no other man’s philosophy.
I’ve got goals and ambitions of champagne dreams and caviar kisses. When I'm good I'm very, very good and when I'm bad I'm even better. I’ve got my guns and I’m aiming them high, so if you throw me lemons, I’ll cut them open and shove ‘em in your eye.
In the land of Southern California is a glamorous fairy tale where everyone says they’re real. Behind glass and smoke and photo filters, all tungsten lighting and neon colors, is a happy ending to be continued. Presentation becomes a mind-altering reality, it’s intoxicating, this mass substitution for personality.
I got everyone telling me who to be, people in my ear telling me what to hear. But what they fail to realize, it’s not what you wear, nor how you do your hair that makes you who you are, it’s what’s within your head, your heart, that’s what truly makes you smart.
Too bad not a lot of people have a lot inside, so they leave what they put on to define the outside. ‘Cause more than being about a man or a woman, a label, a category of personality, it’s about being a good person. It’s not about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself, defining yourself, and being the person you want to be.

My Interests

art, conversation, creative pursuits, drawing, fruits (and some vegetables), graphic design, intellectual intercourse, kickboxing, movies, music, naked pilates, ocean watching, spinning w/shimanos, sushi, tea

I'd like to meet:

A rich man with heart problems. Angelina Jolie. You.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

IM me at: rockerotic ( add me | send a message )

My portfolio's at studio-jgc.net . I'm an art director in advertising. The slap-you-in-the-face, punch-you-in-the-gut type of advertising, like this:

Music:

American Hi-Fi, Antiloop, The Ataris, Crystal Method, Dishwalla, Fall Out Boy, Garbage, Gorillaz, Green Day, Incubus, Sarah McLachlan, Matchbox 20, NOFX, Off By One, Paul Oakenfold, Saves The Day, Something Corporate, Third Eye Blind, Butch Walker, Unwritten Law

Movies:

Amelie, Aeon Flux, Brokedown Palace, Burnt Money, Cowboys & Angels, Good Will Hunting, Hero, Lilo & Stitch, Love Actually, porn, Shallow Hal, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Y Tu Mama Tambien

Television:

Family Guy, Golden Girls, Law & Order: SVU/CI, Project Runway, South Park

Books:

I, uh... I don't know how to read.
Just kidding. I'll read anything by Augusten Burroughs, John Grisham, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, JK Rowling, and David Sedaris.
PS: Archive magazine is my Bible, Communication Arts is my dirty pleasure.

Heroes:

God, because he invented alcohol, weed, and orgasms.

My Blog

like winning the lottery, but without the money

Just like a puppy in training, I have made my little yellow mark on the world. Ok not really, but they're for a flashlight so what do you expect. :)http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/maglite_comet h...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

The "Grown Up" Survey

The "Grown Up" Survey(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you love...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST

A-Z meme

1. A is for age:Double Dos2. B is for beer of choice:Bud Extra3. C is for career right now:Aspiring Advertising Art Director4. D is for your dog's name:Daniel, you're my bitch haha5. E is for essentia...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

myspace "scattergories"

i have no clue wtf scattergories are, but:MYSPACE SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks!Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things......
Posted by OH EM JAY on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

Mexican Food & Diarrhea

My pen has diarrhea, so I thought I'd stop working on thumbnails and blog a little. I have to do 30 or more thumbnails for my Ai campaign. I can usually crank out 30 thumbnails, but what makes it a ch...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

Bye, bye, bye Tracy!

Last night was awesome. My E-Bar Classic Burger was not. :( :( :( And there was so little of it so I ate it all, burnt-crunchy patty, grocery store buns and everything. There was no tab of E to be fou...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

comics r fun

This one's for my Photoshop class. We had to find a black and white character and color it with big fat digital markers, then place it in an environment.Sensei Photoshop said, "I want to see individua...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me

80 Things You Might Not Know About MeWhats your middle name?N. How big is your bed?twinWhat are you listening to right now?Sweetness by J.E.W.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?6868Wh...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

Procrastination is like masturbation...

in the beginning, you think you're all good but in the end you're still fucked! . W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . T H A T? 1. You hung out with? Tracy, Linda, & Raymond 2. Rode ...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

The Five Variable Love Test

Your Five Variable Love ProfilePropensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy is medium.In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!T...
Posted by OH EM JAY on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST