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EARFUCK

About Me

AVVERTIMENTO! La Musique av EARFUCK contem infrasonore frequenzen, unterschwellig budskap, manifestazioni de elektronisk voix fenomener, und autre sonico komponenter qual pode causar kvalme, la perte permanente d'audience, sentimenti di malessere und fysisk ubehag, suicidaire pensieri, demencia, oder qualquer número de outro unheilbar eller foreløpig formes de dano físico e emotivo. Peisithanatos Aufzeichnungen e þe membri di EARFUCK er ikke responsable em qualquer maneira für irgendein solch daño lequel peut arriver tengevolge van prolongado utsetting til þe muziek van EARFUCK. Escuche a suo proprio risiko! Si à n'importe quel point durante escutar du begynner til experimente sintomas que podem sembler indiquer þe aanwezigheid van n'importe quel du ci-dessus afflizioni, pare escuchar inmediatamente und søk nødmedisinsk oppmerksomhet. Hörend durch zu þe la musique de EARFUCK (oder ved å utsette andre til zulke muziek), du te stesso tenere responsabile pour n'importe quels dommages isso pode ocorrer. Ascoltatore PRENDRE GARDE!
EARFUCK wordt van omvat plusieurs beryktet auricular terroristi che hanno ganhado legendario unterirdischer statut em Chicago løpet av fortiden treze anos à la suite de hun betrokkenheid em una varietà di verrufen und innovativ musical projeta (inkluderer men ikke begrenset til "Piegato Pene", "þe Maniacamente Vrte Yndlinger av le Foument Méchant Dokter Nefando", "þe Kleinwüchsige di Morte", "Omega de Ondergang", und "Det Bioniske Masochoids"), und ander abscheulich poursuites musicales. Utilizzare musikalsk deler num ikke--musikalsk manier, unmusikalisch éléments num modo musicale, und allacciare suas composições med skadelig infrasonique fréquences, underbevisst steganographia, und enestående nuvens de dissonância, EARFUCK ist contrairement à autre musikalische gruppe det har noensinne fantes. Compre sus álbumes und sostenere loro reino insidiosa come þe Deuses intocáveis av musikalsk horrisonositia!
Save the Globster! Join us in the fight against Globster poaching and environmental pollution today so that we may preserve these noble, stoic beasts from extinction and keep them alive for posterity's sake. For information on how you can join us in this fight, please contact the International Globster Preservation Federation at: [email protected].
A portion of the proceeds from the sales of all Earfuck records are duteously donated to the International Globster Preservation Federation (GPR). Their Globster Adoption Program is funded, in part, by Peisithanatos Records... so adopt a Globster today and support this necessitious cause!
For more information (including booking info, ordering details, and catalog requests) regarding Earfuck & other Peisithanatos artists, you may direct your questions, comments, hate mail, and death threats to the following address: [email protected]
Earfuck merchandise and gear now available.
Contact [email protected] for the particularities.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/03/2007
Band Website: ... coming soon!
Band Members: Hegesias of Cyrene: Vox (with & without swazzles), Guitars, Pianos, Synthesizers, Organs, Stylophones, Bells of various sorts, Santour, Kamanche, Bandoneons, Aeolian Harps, Amplified Chalk Boards, 7-String Basses, Butcher Knives, Theremins, Indonesian Slide Whistles, Duduks, Amplified Balloons, Bowed Psalteries, Dulcitones, Musical Saws, Well-Tempered Lawnmowers, Tibetan Singing Bowls, Surgically-Altered Music Boxes, Melodicas, Harmonicas, Kazoobies, Kazooxophones, Mouth Calls (Owl, Coyote, Crow, Turkey, Waterfowl, Elk, Moose, & a plerophory of others), Tape Manipulations, Infrasonic Frequency Generators, Subliminal Steganography Perfusion, Globster Wrangling, Pitchforks, Cutawls, Thundersheets, Bowed Barbed-Wire Devil's Ropes, Singing Shower-Heads, Creaking Doors, Percussive Springs, Chromatic Teapots, Tuning Forks, & anything else that sound can be beaten, blown, scraped, bowed, plucked, or fingered out of.

Eigna: Vox, Wine Glasses, Balloon Sirens, Bass Guitars, Pianos, Leaf & Grass Whistles, Blood-Curdling Screams, Bone-Cracking, Beer Bottles, Windchimes, & other such devices of otological wizardry.

Eater Placenta: Vox, Amplified Chalk Boards, Chainsaws, Electric Knives, Blenders, Vacuum Cleaners, Wood Splitters, Weed Wackers, Air Compressors, Polystyrene, Locomotive Horns, Squawkers, Smoke Alarms, & other all-purpose goonery.

Spina Bifida: Ear Drums (detuned Tympanic Membranes), Amplified Buckets, Electric Bonery, Electric Fencery, Tombak, Daf, Gongs, & all manner of cacophonous percussive harlequinadery.

Botched Rhinoplasty: Snorts, Sniffs, & all-purpose nasal snottery.

The Globster: Hydrophonic Gurglings, Gugglings, Grumblings, Growlings, Burblings, Plashings, Spurtlings, Effervescing, & general squishinessery.

Influences: The sound of melodies being coaxed from ribcages with xylophone mallets accompanied by unbridled Banshee orgasms & the squeals of a thousand reanimated pigs....
Sounds Like: The Death Rattle of a Moribund Siren (as gasped through an amplified swazzle)
Record Label: Peisithanatos Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Smaken av die kalte Scheide eines Kadavers....

Fa het blessure cuándo você defecare?Gjør det dolere quand lei cracher?Fá-lo verletzung når du urinare?Doet hem kwetste quand vous mâchez ?Hace su speeksel assaggiare come säure?Faire votre globos ocu...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:35:00 GMT

Cadavere Skjede...

Quién getötet mijn scimmia?Quién violé meu capra?Quem afgesneden mio mastdarm?Hvem coupure mi kehle?Io viel ned le escada,Und était geslagen med chaises,Men meine orgoglio était ook sterk per essere ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:52:00 GMT

An Ongoing Dialogue with Brother Hasan Kude of West Africa

URGENT RESPONSE!!!TO: [email protected]:MR. HASAN  KUDE ([email protected])AFRICAN DEVLOPEMENT BANKACCOUNTS & AUDITING DEPT  (ADB)OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.WEST ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:01:00 GMT

A Tale of Five Senses....

A Deaf kid pokes a Blind kid in the eye (apparently, as he struggled to read the Blind kid's lips, the Deaf kid thought that the Blind kid had mouthed the words 'I hate the f*ckin' Deaf', when, in act...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:39:00 GMT