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the kristen

About Me

things i like:icecream, but not on pie. little fluffy dogs. scottish fold cats because they look like owls. owls. when people say my earrings remind them of boy george. red shiny shoes. polka dots. bright colors in proper application. shiny things. flea markets where i can buy silly salt and pepper shakers. staring at rocks in a lake. being on a plane, especially when i'm going somewhere exciting. shopping. music that means something to me. movies that involve zombies. boys with dark hair and crooked smiles. coasters. organized filing cabinets. sitting near a window. people who don't ignore me. old movies about evil doctors, my parent's dog Monty, halloween.things i don't like:when people ask the same question and never learn, when people use buzz words like "proactive", most celebrities, monkeys who pee in scientists eyes, aerosmith, when robots call my apartment and don't leave messages, when people blatantly stare, when the rotting cabbage in my garbage can smells like rotting cabbage, when you smile at people you don't actually like and they don't smile back, drivers who don't stop for pedestrians, the fact that pop tarts aren't good for you, uncreative people who have creative jobs, cubicles, when i paint my nails and immediately smash them into something, imperfect temperatures.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who make me laugh, or can carry a conversation about fahsion, design, art, or movies. maybe someone who can roller skate really well. someone who's willing to do my bidding in the name of science.

My Blog

new art, lawn dart

i wish i had a lawn to play lawn darts on. even though it's dangerous. i've finished a few paintings that i've posted, so take a gander. i apologize for the quality of the photos, apperently it's impo...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 14:49:00 GMT

i’m not a snob

i just haven't figured how to add people to the "preferred list". i'm sure most of you will be on it, i just want to make sure that incriminating information about my exciting life is for the people i...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:10:00 GMT

sunSHINE

is actually what the movie is called. I'm just slow.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:34:00 GMT

sunlight

i just came from this movie and it was amazing. I recommend that everyone see it. It will make you afraid of space travel, if you aren't already. also if you do see if and you're smarter than me (shut...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:24:00 GMT

To shreds you say

good news everyone! I have some of my paintings up at double d's cheesecake emporium (i added the emporium part). The paintings in my blog will have an *on display* in the title area. if you'd like yo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:30:00 GMT

survey says: i need a life

1. Have you ever changed your clothes in a vehicle?probably a shirt or something2. What's something you MUST do before you die?eat a deep fried chocolate bar3. Are you single? Do you want to be?yes. w...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:26:00 GMT

ewwww my future

so the fact that i have no future has reared it's ugly head again as I've been turned down for yet ANOTHER job. so right now i'm open for suggestions. anyone know what i can do for a living that isn't...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 19:31:00 GMT

how i almost lost my toe -or- the sweet ringing of success

tonight was the mcr concert. and let me start by saying it was totally awesome-amazing. they were full of energy and..radicallness. it was great. it was my highlight of the year. right now i can barel...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 19:14:00 GMT

wow! no time! too busy deleting important files!

i haven't gotten a chance to do my own self imposed drawing assignment, and trust me, that would be the highlight of my week. unless you count seeing hot fuzz again and going out for vietnemese mmmm. ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 22:58:00 GMT

drawing assignment 1

if anyone is reading this blog i challenge you to a drawing assignment. now i just have to think of one...umm how about you're most favorite carnival food doing a errand. i will hopefully have my done...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:01:00 GMT