I enjoy the word fuck. A lot. It's a good out loud word. Give it a try, say it right now. How'd that feel? Right. I've never understood people who say that "vulgar" or "adult" language is a crutch for those lacking intelligence. They're completely wrong. In fact I rather enjoy finding new and interesting ways to use swear words. Of course, not a single fucking idea comes to mind right now, but that might have more to do with the 18 mini-bottles of vodka I just downed in a five minute period.
I don't fully trust people who refuse to leave the country. Traveling's a good thing. Sure, there's a lot worth exploring stateside, but you really should mix it up. Go to a country that doesn't speak a word of English every once in a while, but forget to tell your brain -- it'll give you the most amazing seizure. Countries I've visited include England (twice), Switzerland, Italy, Canada (does that count as a country?), Mexico, Fiji, Samoa, Tahiti, Taiwan and China (Beijing and Hong Kong) and I've been all over the United States. My next big trip will be to Australia and New Zealand. I need to explore Central and Southern America and would like to visit Germany, Sweeden, Greece, India and much more.
I like funky places. I prefer to stay away from chain restaurants and go for the local eatery. I like to find those fantastic places in LA you just want to drag your friends to. I love playing tourist in my own town. LA's an amazing place that's constantly upstaged by movie stars, movie studios and 45 year old women with boobs of a 20 year old (don't misunderstand, I'm not objecting on that last point. If there are any 45 year old women with the boobs of a 20 year old reading this, drop me a line! Please! PLEASE, OH GOD, PLEASE!). LA's a beautiful lady too and she deserves some exploration.
I am the proud owner of possibly the cutest dog ever. Trust me of if you don't, see for yourself. Just check out my photos. He's in there. You'll recognize him as the cutest dog what has ever been alive. Serious.
Before I let you go, I want you to take the pledge-- pledge never to modify your MySpace page to such a degree that it can cause brain hemorage. Pledge never to put moving backgrounds on your page. Plege to not use Playboy icons as part of your layout. Plege to use HTML sparringly. Pledge to just BE cool and not TRY to be cool. Take the pledge.
