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Dorothwa

Hey, Dad! hey! Can you fix my Dildo for me? it doesn't wiggle anymore.

About Me

my name is Dorothy, and i am really fucking cool.

You might be thinking that you're free
You might be sailing 'cross the sea
You might be staring at the stars,
But you'll be thinking
About me.
Me.


I like:

Sitting down, listening to music, going to shows, the color pink, panties, sailor moon, painting, writing songs, singing in 'The Flaming Cooters', playing guitar (even though i suck), eating, watching movies, sleeping...and a bunch of other stuff...

I hate:

The FOX network, the american governemnt, organized religion,stupid people, FAT people, ugly people, cheap vodka, uncomfortable chairs, sunburns, the WB, walking, cooking when i'm tired, cleaning, homework(not that i do it), school, running from the police, and anything really that requires me to move or get up, let alone do things.

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll

Would you belive me
when i tell you
you're the King of my Dreams?

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Urine.

(you don't mean it)

Never thought you'd make me perspire.
Never thought I'd do you the same.
Never thought I'd fill with desire.
Never thought I'd feel so ashamed.

Me and the dragon can chase all the pain away.
So before I end my day, remember...
My sweet prince
You are the one

Never thought I'd have to retire.
Never thought I'd have to abstain.
Never thought all this could back fire.
Close up the hole in my vain

Me and my valuable friend
can fix all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
You are the one

My sweet prince
you are the one

Never thought I'd get any higher.
Never thought you'd fuck with my brain.
Never thought all this could expire.
Never thought you'd go break the chain.

Me and you baby,
still flush all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
You are the one
My sweet prince
You are the one
you are the one...
~placebo

( all of these were stolen from www.boredshitless.com )

The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The raining always starts
When you go away...

Music:

Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Hole, Butthole Surfers, Babes in Toyland, Nine inch Nails, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Janis J, Ani D, Tori Amos, PJ Harvey, No Doubt, TOOL, Rage Against the Machine, Mindless Self indulgence, Girls Against Boys, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Violent Femmes, Foo Fighters, The Offspring, The Doors, Richard Cheese and Lounge against the Machine, Roosevelt Franklin, The Melvins, Beatles, Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids, Weezer, (OLD) Greeday, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Sex Pistols, The Misfits, Blood Hound Gang, Wu tang Clan, They Might Be Giants, Radio Head, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Jane's Addiction, B52's, Blind Melon, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Joan Jett, Smashing Pumpkins, Slayer, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Fugazi, The Cure, R.E.M., Queen, 3 11, AFI, System of A down, Reel Big Fish, Guttermouth, Catch 22, Afro Sheen Explosion, Cremaster,

and...... The Flaming Cooters!!!

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Mallrats (ect.), 200 cigarettes, Donie Darko, Being John Malkovitch, Kill Bill (1&2), Cecil B. Demented, From Hell, Loser, that pirate movie Johny Depp did, Man on the Moon, Sweetwater, The Breakfast Club, The Promis of the Rose (and the other sailor moon movies!), Don't Be a Menice, Howl's moving Castle, Spun, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, Vampire Hunter D, Amale, Brazil, Cruel Intentions, The Crush, Bowling for Columbine, Steal This Movie, Batman Begins, Spiderman, X-men, Monti Python and the Holy Grail, Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle, Half Baked, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Teem America World Police, Super Toopers, Shawshank Redemption, Jackass, The Count of Monte Cristo, SLC Punk, Some like it Hot, ...
and a bunch of other shit...

Television:

[adult swim].

Sailor Moon!

i also like:
that 70's Show, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and South Park.

the TV melts your brain.

Books:

The Chronicals of Narnia (not the fucking movie)

and anything by Anne Rice

all sorts of novels...

Heroes:

Mary Prankster
John Waters
Joan Jet
Orgasmo!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Juggernaut, bitch!
and mudhoney:

i've been drunk for 24 hours and i'll be drunk for 24 more.

My Blog

- something random -

i try. whatever. "i want to make myselfsomething differentjust for fun" she said,"just for a wile" "i want you to love mei want you to listenjust to make it" he said,"just to smile" they all want some...
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST

gt4gi

bother me. i really like it.i love it so much when you staywhen i say go away.Dont follow me. i really hate it.i love it so much when you leavewhen i'm down on my knees. Bottle it up, becaus...
Posted by Dorothwa on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

godfuckingdamnitfuckgodfuck

- i love you - i am so fucking sad. I really want to move in with Danny as soon as possible, but january is just too soon. i have shit to take care of here. School. Band. Work. my FAMILY. I love ...
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

i hate myself and i want to die.

how could we let this happen? how could i hit you?how could you hurt me? how could we let everything go to shit? me and my valuble friend...can chase all the pain away.so before i end my day,remember ...
Posted by Dorothwa on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

i have floor tickets for TOOL

haha all you stupid fuckers who can't go or have shitty seats. i am better than you.
Posted by Dorothwa on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:55:00 PST

i'm bored

blab
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

fucking a

i am so stupid.i love him. i don't know what i am thinking.i keep saying i want freedomi want to be happy...but all i want to do is fall asleep in his arms and forget about all this bullshit.i wish i ...
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

I HATE THE FUCKING DMV!!

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Posted by Dorothwa on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

- i am stinky. hear me roar -

meow. i love Danny!
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

oh shit

what you know you haveor what you think you wantit's never perfect.
Posted by Dorothwa on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST