monkeyboy of doom!!

I'd like to meet:

anyone who'd like to meet me, the world is a lonely place and a stranger's just a friend you haven't met (yeah right!) I'm really not that particular though in all honesty :-D
Lava Lamp

How Old Were you when...Survey

Take this Fun Survey about your age and numbers.

FELL IN LOVE? 16
LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? as above
KISSED SOMEONE? 13
GOT IN A FIGHT? 15
LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU? depends on the definition of close
DRANK ALCOHOL? too young to remember!
SMOKED WEED? 15 i think
GOT STUNG BY A BEE? don't recall
WENT TO THE HOSPITAL? as above
GOT YOUR HEART BROKEN? 16
LOST A PET? too young to recall
GOT ARRESTED? not yet (though only by the grace of god!)
SMOKED A CIGARETE? maybe 12?
BROKE A BONE? not yet (much wood touching!)
GOT JUMPED? as above
GOT A JOB? paper round? 13 proper job, 16
GOT CHEATED ON? thankfully if it's it happened i am blissfully unaware
CHEATED ON SOMEONE? hushed silence
GOT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? 16
RODE THE CITY BUS? wasn't that memorable an experience
WENT TO A CONCERT? 16
MET SOMEONE FAMOUS? 26
GOT IN A CAR CRASH? pretty young
DYED YOUR HAIR? never bothered and now have none left!
RODE AN AIRPLANE? 25
WENT TO ANOTHER STATE? not a yank

How many...

LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU BEEN IN? a handful
TIMES HAS YOUR HEART BEEN BROKEN? more than i'd prefer
PETS DO YOU HAVE? none
PEOPLE DO YOU HATE? can't be bothered to hate people, takes too much effort to do it properly
TIMES HAVE YOU GOT DUMPED? more than i'd prefer
TIMES HAVE YOU DUMPED SOMEONE? as above!
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Music:

Trivium, Machine Head, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Muse, Evanescence, Disturbed, 80's pop cheese and hair metal! Really can't stomach R & B and house music gets on my tits.

Movies:

Most horror, as long as there's no subtitles (blind as a bat and can't read them properly! I've got over 200 so i'm fu**ed if i'm listing all of them... if you want specifics, ask.

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Whose line is it anyway, Dragon's Den, the Apprentice, Scrubs, Nip/tuck (mock if you will!) and assorted sundries

Books:

True Crime Football culture (of sorts) Not a lot else really.

Strange Survey with Strange Questions....

This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!! Have Fun!

What is your best friend's Mom's name? sue
Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? can't think of any
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Mrs Haigh
Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Sadly, i don't think i have :-(
What body part do you wash first? face
Do you have any peircings? nope
What's the strangest talent you have? can make my ears squeak, can also stick my tongue to itself!
Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie
What's your favorite flavored Pringles? bbq
Have you ever been tied up? yep
What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? never been grounded
Do you parallel park or drive around the block? don't drive
Have you ever had two dates in one night? nope
How many times have you been cussed out? more than i care to remember!
Which shoe do you put on first? right
How old are you? 27
Have you ever been to a gay bar? yep
Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common? there's an obvious one if you think about it ;-p
Did you french kiss before you were 16? fairly sure i did
Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? nope
Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep? varies, though is a favourite at the mo!
Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? not that i'm aware, if i had i'm fairly sure it wouldn't be complimentary
Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom? not that i recall
What was your childhood nickname? spot (which was nice)
When is the last time you played the air guitar? a little while ago now
Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? nope
What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? don't drive!!
Have you ever bitten your toenails? nope
How do you normally eat your cookies? what the f.......? generally use my mouth!
When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? gym? moi? you're having a laugh!
Name something you do when you're alone? i'd rather not, it already has a name!
How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? depends what i'm drinking
Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? no!!
How often do you clean out your ears? regularly
Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold
About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? not so much of a problem in boxers
Do you have any strange phobias? not that i can think of
Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? can't imagine i haven't
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? many, many, many things, too numerous to mention
Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? not that i recall, been dared to do some pretty rancid stuff, but rarely regretted it
Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name? no, my parents have though, which went down well!
Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? not that i recall
Have you ever played naked twister? nope, not to date
Have you ever been drunk at work? yep
Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive? nope
Do you want to bring sexy back? i'm happy with it where it is.
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Heroes:

I try to avoid them! They only end up disappointing you :-(