Unkle Ando

I am a short individual from the South-East end of London Ontario, Some would believe that the water in the East end has something to do with the fact that we are mostly hobbit sized people, with extremely hairy feet. Also there are theories that anything East of Adelaide street was actually built on an ancient native burial ground, hence the short people and abundance of crazy ish.Anyway, I make music and am frustrated, I play various instruments and am very unsure of what is going on... These instruments include rap machines and stringed wood with or without *sound-holes*, as well as many speakers, capacitors, wires, potentiometers and transformer-based solid-tube state devices for manipulation of wave-tastic ones and zeroes... I also have some College and National certification with regards to Financial Services and Canadian Securities.I live alone in an enviroment whereby if I do not produce at least one fresh dope swinging rap beat every four hours I have to pay $50 more for rent each offence per month. (i.e. the Labatt Bros. Diet)...Word