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The Flavas

Art Is Wrong!

About Me

Nigel approached Dark Chocolate in the dark, closed, secluded, damp, cloister of his room. EE heard hhim playin' 'is guitar and wrattlin' on 'bout a gal who's got the flavour that the kitchen needs. bringin' the flavour to the kitchen...and cookin' sumthin' up.
Sassass was a stuttrin' stanley livin in the flat above who didn't have no
stutter unless he was tryin' to get outta singin' and he did it every time 'till he pulled the wool
Wrotten Banana, or 'nana, is the Statue of David and he doesn't just pley the bass ee's altso a genius if you'd ever see one. He's got no respect for smellin' blokes. (H)'is colour is yellow.
Butterscotch is yellow too and he bangs the drum off his block if it's good an time. He's got in the ditch when the storm is on and he loves American music.
Sicko!
Also there's Mustard and he's the best and the tallest and the first to come out of the womb. Yeah and he's got a habit of doin' everything with his left hand.
Also Hot Tamale who is the least favourite because he's trying to pretend he's American. He plays the keyboard and doesn't come to practice and he's got a red Irish head. Fire Ball!
Granny Smith is going to be a Flavette backup vocalist at the next show

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/25/2007
Band Members:
Dark Chocolate - Lead Vocals/Guitar

Mustard - Backup Vocals/Guitar

Rotten Banana - Bass

Butterscotch - Drums/Percussion

Hot Tamale - Piano/Keyboard

Sassafras - Roadie/Pseudo-Vocalist

Nigel - Manager/Druggist

Granny Smith - Dutchess of Bunbury/Flavette

Meet the band via introduction by Nigel

Influences: Margaret Thatcherhttp://fetusfervor.info/Love_That_Chicken.htm
Sounds Like: Allergic Love

The Junction
Cambridge, UK
16/02/2007

Flavas play for the Royal family at their family reunion.

Dover Castle
Dover, England
23/03/2007

HaveLoveWillTravel

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Stick to your department Sassy

Wake-y Wake-y, eggs on Bac-ey (wake up, there's eggs and bacon on english toast and beans)
Posted by The Flavas on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

Kween Victoria

Dear Myspace,We would like all of our adds to be from Victoria's Secret. We feel it appeals to our american audience most heartily. God knows we need more of them around.Sassafrass
Posted by The Flavas on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

Sassass

Sass, when you're done on here I need you to tune the guitars and get back to hookin' up our new amplifiers.  thanks old boy,  DK  ...
Posted by The Flavas on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

Sassafrass

Dark Chocolate is a sham! Sassafrass rules the roost!
Posted by The Flavas on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST