..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!BEER VS. VAGINA as told by Men1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. In Las Vegas, there's no tax on vagina One point to VAGINA13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEERFINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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