Plastic has its natural harmony; the guitar is always in tune.
ZIS FIRE REPREZENTS ZE FLAME IN MY HEART,
QUENCH MY FETA CHEESE FETISH!! (from a letter to
Demeter, goddess of agriculture)
LATELY MY PLAYMOBIL FETISH IS GETTING TO A POINT IT CAN"T GO UNNOTICED ANYMORE, I ACTUALLY BUMPED INTO MY UKULELE TEACHER IN THE SUPERMARKET LAST WEEK. Well, she frowned and looked away! BUT I THINK THE VULCANO IS VERY SEXY. THE LAVA IS GETTING HOT!!! MMMM! WATCH OUT!
AFTER I BUMPED INTO MY UKULELE TEACHER, I IMMEDIATELY RAN HOME AND STARTED RE-ENACTING THE SCENE WITH MY PLAYMOBIL TROLLEY, THUS HEALING THE EMBARRASSMENT I HAD FELT IN REAL LIFE, EARLIER IN THE SUPERMARKET.
I found it, it's above my bed. The fine art of courting. Serenade.
A VERY BADLY MANIPULATED PHOTOGRAPH, I FIND...