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FLPINUOFF

I have too much blood in my caffeine system

About Me

I work, I clean my house, I decorate my house, I do my yardwork, I drink lots of coffee, I have a cute rat...I mean dog, I have two guinea pigs who moved across the US with us..yes I moved rodents clear across the US, I hate to cook, I am constantly hurting myself by tripping or some really stupid accident, I have a daughter, I am married to a wonderful man who just retired from the Army, I like to move a lot( I've lived all over Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Northern Calif, TN, Germany), I like to travel (been all over the US, Germany, Czech, Austria, Luxembrough, Holland, France, and several more countries..too many to remember all of them right now).....I'm from the NW orginally but lived the longest in Idaho, a VERY small town in Idaho (as if there are any large cities in Idaho)...Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 85% Catwoman 85% Iron Man 85% Hulk 75% Robin 73% Green Lantern 70% Supergirl 65% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 55% Superman 30% Batman 30% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Name: Laura
Birthdate: 11/03/72
Birthplace: Oregon
Current Location: TN
Eye Color: Blueish green
Hair Color: Dark brown with natural red highlights
Height: 5'6"
Weight: More than some less than others
Piercings: ears
Tatoos: I still can't find the perfect one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah..right..hubby would kill me
Overused Phraze: Pecker head ass son of a mother fucking bitch
FAVORITES
Food: Uhm..not now I just had dinner
Candy: UGH..no...I had some today
Number: of what?
Color: Purple
Animal: Yes please
Drink: COFFEE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!
Alcohol Drink: Screaming orgasm or Firewater
Bagel: no thanks..maybe for breakfast
Letter: to who?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Chest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Water
McDonalds or BurgerKing: ICK...Wendy's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Both please...
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Herbal tea...ice tea occasionally
Chocolate or Vanilla For what? Foreplay or to eat?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Uhm....duh...COFFEEE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!
Kiss or Hug: that's it?
Dog or Cat: Doggie and kittie chasing each other all over
Rap or Punk: Hmm...50 cent or Billy Joe
Summer or Winter: Winter...stripping takes longer then
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Movies that blow things up
Love or Money: yes please..
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever the drugs kick in
Most Missed Memory: ? I dont' miss any memory...they all stay in my head
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: COFFEE!!!! NOW!!!!!!
Goal for this year: I was supposed to pick out a goal?
Best Friends: I like 'em
Weakness: puppies and kitties
Fears: Dentists
Heritage: Irish
Longest relationship: 13 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Uhm...nope never...just a sec I need a sip of my bloody mary
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: I have a pot in my kitchen...why do you ask?
Ever been Drunk: UHM...no...you do believe me don't you?
Ever been beaten up: As if...
Ever beaten someone up: :D
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: Well I have never been really skinny...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No never...I never kiss the opposite sex..why would I want to do that?
Been Dumped Lately: I took a dump today yes...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: military cuts
Height: tall
Style: yes please...
Looks or Personality: Yes please
Hot or Cute HOT..cute is for puppies
Drugs and Alcohol: What kind of drugs are we talking about? Sleeping pills? Then yes..
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I forgot...
What country do you want to Visit: I've been to almost all I wanted to visit..OH Ireland
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: No but next week I will
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to take pictures of lightning
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: have you seen my pics?
Do you think your Attractive: Not as bad as some but better than others
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: Already went
Do you Smoke: didn't we already discuss this?
Do you Drink: DUH...
Shower Daily: But of course..
Been in Love: daily
Do you Sing: very badly
Want to get Married: No never...
Do you want Children: not anymore
Have your future kids names planned out: never had a plan for kids
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Age I wanna???? What age is this survey for???
Hate anyone: Hate is over rated.
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Your Birthdate: November 3
You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.
You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.
Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.
Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.
Your strength: Your larger than life imagination
Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered
Your power color: Lime
Your power symbol: Lightening bolt
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Photography, making stained glass art, painting, playing fetch with my puppy, hiking, camping, being a pain in the ass....

I'd like to meet:

Friend's from HS maybe or other people I already know IRL...other than that if I haven't posted to you DON'T ask to be my friend.

Music:

Depends on what mood I am in.My Current Fav band.. Green Day-Time of Your Life (live in England)

Add to My Profile | More Videos Green Day - Holiday (live)

Add to My Profile | More Videos Green Day - American Idiot live

Add to My Profile | More VideosI like "Eye's Like Yours" version better but the spanish video is all I can find.. Shakira video

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Movies:

Ones where people blow up and die for no reason. The more violent the better.

Television:

Grey's Anotomy, NCIS, Ghost Hunters

Books:

Well John is retired but here are two videos of what he took part his last year....I think I spotted him in one pic and his name is in the credits :D

Heroes:

Me, myself and I

My Blog

Possessed H3

So this morning we went out to yard sales and antiquing.  This is the first time I went out with Joy since she got her H3.    ..:We had been out for some time when Joy said every time s...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

Reasons for having sex

I went to foxnews.com and found this article...I found it really funny...some of the top 10 reasons for having sex just killed me.. TOP 10 REASONS TO HAVE SEX FOR MEN (notice love is not a reason for ...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

I have to quit walking into things and ERAGON

I hurt myself yet AGAIN...And it's the same foot as always...the one the doc said was fucked up to begin with.  I walked into the couch leg with three toes hitting full force.  At least it w...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST

Eragons medical emergency

Well my little dog went and finally put something in his mouth that was toxic.  His little game of "what can I get in my mouth to piss of  my owner.." finally landed him an all day visit to ...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST

Trees and neighbors

Ok...for anyone who has looked at my pictures of my trees you know we have a  huge wooded lot.  We are on the outskirts of a huge ass subdivision.  There are many, many, many houses tha...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

Well I didn't die...

I made it through getting my wisdom teeth pulled.  I had a big panic attack though just before it.  I am such a loser..scared of the freakin' dentist.  They had me hooked up on a blood ...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST

I'm going to die tomorrow...;)

I get my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow.  I have to be put under for them to do it.  My fear of dentists has grown...I freaked out just when they were telling me what they were going to do ...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Boating

It was a wonderful day today. The temp was 86 degrees and it was just beautiful. Our neighbors had just bought a new boat Fri night...John's retirement party was Sat evening. Since it was nice and the...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:38:00 PST

Just some quotes I like

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different." Kurt Vonnegut - I'm especially grateful to the families who are here today. I see the pictures and the ...
Posted by FLPINUOFF on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST