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Evan

Shut the fuck up, Lenny. If you kill another fucking rat you will never get to tend the fucking rabi

About Me

idk i used to have a fucking g unit toy soldia about me section until some asshole erased my whole myspace and changed it all about me being gay (cough brent!). so yeah now i dont really have anything to say. if u have any funny ideas contact me and ill add them on. seriously! contact me with the ideas! nobody is! i was gonna put the pokemon list i beat the elite 4 with on here but thatd be mad gay. fine ill do it anyway: Charizard Moltres Dugtrio Pikachu Gyarados Graveler ... I wanted to add this excerpt (sp?) on too to explain to you why i didnt use the 2 other legendary birds which I've been asked quite alot. I do happen to have them because im a poke-master, aka I have the blue version and I used the master ball cheat. Fire is my favorite type so i wanted to use a fire bird. If you notice I already have Pikachu so i didnt need another electricity cuz my Pikachu was at like level 79 or something really high and good. Also, i have Gyrados who's a water/ice type and who would cancel out Articuno. I try to be balanced. Except for plants. Plant pokemon are pussy pokemon.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan Mr.Cool Weinberg
Birthday: 12/06/89
Birthplace: Texas yall
Current Location: where g unit toy soldias hang out.. my room
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: my grandmas from Russia and im Jewish and idk im blanking out...
The Shoes You Wore Today: black reeboks
Your Weakness: no friends to help me through my tough times -- thats why i play video games all day
Your Fears: brent farting
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, pepperoni annnddddd onions cuz im fat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not getting suspended
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: do you want to cyber
Thoughts First Waking Up: mommy, mommy no i dont wannnnaa go to school
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy washboard abs of steel.. your laughing? im not laughing
Your Bedtime: when my mom says
Your Most Missed Memory: camp skylemar
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, pepsi... no coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: i dont eat fast food b/c it ruins my abs
Single or Group Dates: single.. if you know what i mean
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is for england
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla because im racist
Cappuccino or Coffee: frapaccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: no but i freestyle rap battle
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: school is for fools.. like meeeeeeeeeee
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time when they dont make gay rules
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea nigga
Do you play an Instrument: i played ur moms instrument last night, oh and the keys
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: probably.. manischewitz wine
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i most likely got rejected
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes every monday for lunch baby!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: probably
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: no. my mom might read this
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes and chained to a bed
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: brent sitting on me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a utensil sanitation technician or maybe ill get my job at muvico back
What country would you most like to Visit: Israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: look into mine eyeballs, for it is their thy beauty lies. why not lips on lips if eyes on eyes. -- Shakespeare
Favourite Hair Color: normal colored
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: medium
Weight: not FAAAT
Best Clothing Style: tommy hilfiger shirts that i buy tax free in New Hampshire every summer!
Number of Drugs I have taken: uh.. 0
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wayyyyyyy toooooo maaaany
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My Interests

I'm interested in doing dumb shit honestly, like having tea parties and picnics.

I'd like to meet:

ice cube or lil jon b/c i think theyd help me turn into a straight up g.

Music:

tech n9ne im a playa, damn it feels good to be a gangsta, get some crunk in yo system, -- need i say more?

Movies:

quentin tarantino is a cg.

Television:

south park, family guy, womens pool championship on espn... and... im blanking out
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Books:

harry potter is cooler than ill ever be

Heroes:

dude brent webers my hero and like spiderman or some shit like that