lord gaydolf mcfucknuckle of shittingham manor &am

i always dob in my neighbour to the cops when he looks at me through the bedroom window, i dont wanna be a bad neighbour but he is always naked and shivering in the cold. i was once married but realised i hated my bitch of a wife, so badly i took a shit in her glove box and didnt tell her for three years. i am a used car salesman but will retire soon to follow my dream of becoming a brand new car salesman. i constantly get asked if im related to bigfoot. my family are the infomous mcfucknuckle clan from the low highlands of scotland.. and are still rulers of shittingham county to this day.