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About Me

I was born in the highlands of Zimbabwae, to Mongolian-Korean parents. I grew up in the wild, racing with Cheetahs and wrestling with Hippopotamuses, I was the pride of my village. Blessed with sun-kissed blonde hair and sparkling sea blue-green eyes, my amazon beauty was the envy of all. On my 16th birthday my life changed, after winning a race against the local Cheetahs I recall skipping home ecstatic from my victory, my long sun-kissed blonde hair blew in the wind and my 2 meter-long amazon legs felt lighter than ever, it was as if I was flying. And on that day, on that road home, I met a man, but not just any man, a Shaman, an Alchemist, a man that could turn nothing into everything and of course, everything into nothing. He was sitting in the middle of the road, I said hello and he asked me to sit, so I did. I folded my 2 meter-long amazon legs under me and sat before him, he took my hands into his and stared into my sparkling sea blue-green eyes. And there on that road he told me secret, a secret so secret that he warned me if ever I was to reveal this secret secret a dreaded curse would fall upon me.... God and my Mongolian-Korean parents had blessed me with all the grace and beauty in the world but for all of this, I was still young and naive and unfortunetly for me, had a big mouth!... The secret came out and the dreaded curse fell hard upon me. My sun-kissed blonde hair darkened and my 2 meter-long amazon legs became heavier and shorter, tears ran down my face like rivers as I hugged my Mongolian-Korean parents goodbye. I had to leave, I was the pride and joy of Zimbabwae and I could not be seen like this, so I fled into the night and ran as fast as my ever shortening legs could carry me, I ran towards the sea and towards freedom. Once at the sea, I hitched a ride with Indonesian pirates and illegally entered Australia. My story is long, but like my legs, I must keep this short. Just know my friends, that even though the most dreaded of all curses has robbed me of my amazon-Mongolian-Korean beauty, my life is good and perhaps one day I shall be able to share more of my tale, but for now I think its better to keep my mouth shut!
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looking a hurricane in the eye...

..come pull the sheet over my eyes, so I can sleep tonight, dispite what I've seen today....I find you guilty of a crime, for sleeping in a time, when you should've been wide awake!... great words fro...
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