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Myspace Graphics------+------+------ Hello I would be Tiffany Angela... Tiffy for short & I'm 20 and have the most beautiful daughter in the world... Oh yeah and I can't whistle! I'm real country! Im pretty sure the song Redneck Women was wrote about me. I like things loud and dirty... Take that anyway you want. I've been seen standing in my front yard barefooted with a baby on my hip, There are christmas lights on my front porch. And I do know the words to pretty much EVERY country song out there. Hell im from podunk. I guess you could call me a podunk princess... I get served beer in bars. Ive been known to take my baby into the bar. I play redneck games. Ive been muddin at 2am cause everyone was drunk. I burp and I spit. And yes I maybe be a Barbie. But in my story Barbie is Redneck! I find burps are sexi and farts still make me giggle! I sometimes find myself quoting random songs, movies, TV shows, and books! It probably gets annoying but it's easier to compare my life to a song then try to explain things in my own words! This will often get me in trouble because I have problems really opening up about whats on my mind because with the way my mind works I dont know how to word it so that people can understand it. I often say whats on my mind without thinking about it first, but I would rather be upfront with my feelings towards things then hide those away I've done that before and the results weren't good... My mom and sister Chalynne are probably my best friends, without them I'm not sure where I would be. Odds are I wouldnt be breathing where ever I was. I know that I need them for support and it's good to know that they'll be there for me when I need help... If you get to know me you will learn that Im super down to earth and love to just hang out in your boyfriends sweats {they fit me like a dream}! I HATE liars or fake ass people! I know I'm just me! Loud when I want to be! Quiet when I need to be! Fun all the damn time!... Be yourself!{you'll get farther in life! I swear!}... It's better to be {HATED} for who you are then {LOVED} for who your not! I'm not someone that you can label! I wear what I feel good in, so one day I can look really girly and the next you would think I'm a lesbian. But I'm ME! There's no way around it! Don't judge me until you get to know me! You might come to find that I'm pretty fucking Awesome! ***
Myspace Graphics*** Im a Daydreamer at Midnight! *** WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY!!! I'm good for the most part... I mean I'm more then comfortable being naked... However I did recently have a baby so now all I have to do is lose like 15 lbs. and get rid of some stretch marks and I'll be good! One day you're going to open a Playboy and be like "Hey I think I know that girl"... "She looks fimilar"... then your gonna remember that redhead you fell in love with! *** chat me up on yahoo... [email protected] *** My friends mean the world to me. I don't know if I would be able to survive without them! They're the greatest group of people in the world! ... Yeah without those four I would be a blubbering mess most of the time! ***What is it about people? They always seem to think the worst of me when they first meet me... like oh she's tall or she has redhair... it's okay.. I now know why you hate me... it's cause your boyfriend loves me!... I know it's truth... cause every time I go out in public girls look at me like they want to kill me and guys look at me like they want to sleep with me! *** {{I had a gnome in my purse we had an accident and he broke his arm so now he's in my car... his name is Larry and hes mine...I found him at the end of a rainbow after a storm! Hes pretty much like a son to me... He would do anything for two gumballs(dont matter if they are already chewed) and some beer money... He knows all the words to every song by any boy band and can quote the movie How High... I really am proud of that lil guy! The only bad thing is he sometimes gets so drunk that he forgets where home is and comes up missing for days on end! He came back once after being gone for about 3 months with a Vegas showgirl as a wife... Plus I'm pretty sure that Joe has gnome-napped him a few times.}}

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet my prince! That guy who can make laugh and be serious to! A guy who can accept me for me and my baby too! I'm not looking for a father for my daughter because she already has one just because he's a low life who doesn't come around that often is his own fault. I want someone who I can't breathe without. I want that kinda love that you only find in romance novels{and the sex that comes with it}! I want someone who has the same hopes and dream that I have! Other then that anyone...cause im cool like that! Im always game to meeting cool new people!... I want to meet someone funny and kind.. sweet and sour! And if your anything like my ex...
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My Blog

How retarded some people are...

So recently I came across a former friends page. Me and this chick had a falling out when she said she wanted to kick my ass while I was preggers. However when I saw her and went to confront her she r...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:56:00 GMT

You have got to see this... I almost pissed myself laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wfiEi_ywj8
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:59:00 GMT

I haven't blogged for some time... So here goes something...

Have you ever wondered how the people who say they love you are always the ones who end up hurting you? Or how the friends who say they will always have your back are the ones who stab you in it? How ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:04:00 GMT

This was wrote for me... Made me cry! Figued I would share it

i know it wont change anything but im a wreck right now so i wrote this poem for you cause its helping me get through this is my true feelings all coming from my heart A tear forms in the corner of my...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:42:00 GMT

So I haven't blogged for some time... Time to catch up

So... I have 8 days before I leave for basic. And little over a month ago I made a deal with the sperm donar. That if he could see Robbi twice before I left for basic that he could have her a couple w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 07:56:00 GMT

I've come to the conclusion...

... That I can do no right. I seem to fuck everything up while trying to do my sick sense of right. My mind is so warped from lies that I no longer know right from wrong. I guess I've finally become t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:05:00 GMT

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Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:42:00 GMT

I guess...

I'm not sure where I want to begin. I mean I have alot running through my mind. I have alot to think about. And my decision effects any number of people. So I find myself lost in thought alot. Trying ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:00:00 GMT

Stuck between a rock and nowhere...

I honestly can say that I have no idea what to do right now... I'm confused and upset and my thoughts are racing a mile a minute... For those of you that know me you know my thoughts race like that al...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

We kissed and made out... I mean up!Yep... For those of you who didn't already know... Steve and I are back together and stronger then ever! So strong even that we're talking about getting married...I...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:08:00 GMT