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Josh Beckelhimer

We are created in the image of Him. Just like clones, never like the original. Failed products of Je

About Me

Let's face it guys, we all know I am a major geek. And that is who I am!! I am a Christian. I enjoy the finer things in life. Like my daughter, Amelie. Music (look over in my music section) Movies, specially really terrible movies, I love those! (also look over in my movies section) I also enjoy the most random videos on youtube. Some personal favorites are Leprechaun in Mobile,Alabama (and the music video that goes along with it). And Tom Cruise Kills Oprah. I do play some musical instruments such as the thing you pluck or strum, those things that you hit with those wooden sticks, the fish, and that wooden thing you hold between your legs and use horse hair to make sound. Other things I enjoy are watching people, complete strangers. And eavesdropping on their conversations. People are more interesting when they think no one is paying attention to them. Barnes & Nobles is the best place for that, because you can keep your face in a book and no one will ever suspect a thing. I find sleeping way too boring, so I would rather stay up really late even if I have to wake up early. Some places you can find me are, my house, my church (Pinedale Christian Church) and Barnes & Nobles. I have no life. But if you would like to get to talk to me to know more, here are some good subjects you could use in our conversations: How awesome I am. or. How awesome my daughter and I are. Those are the only 2 good subjects I can think of, I mean really, what is better than knowing how awesome I am?

My Interests

My Daughter, Christianity, Movies, Music, My Church, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Cello, Reading, Writing, Comics.

I'd like to meet:

I know who I don't want to meet, the people who can't figure out my name by just looking at my profile. I mean if you have to ask, really, you are truly the dumbest person alive. But I guess the people I would like to meet are my fans. Or people who would like to become a fan of me.

Music:

Chris Cornell, Dead Kennedys, Soundgarden, Helmet, 98 Mute, Ignite, Alice In Chains, The Aquabats, Against All Authority, Propagandhi, TOOL, NIN, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Lunachicks, Pitchshifter, Audioslave, Union 13, Temple of the Dog, Reagan Youth, The Police, U2, Southern Culture on the Skids, Primus, GWAR, Voodoo Glow Skulls, and a whole bunch of other bands.

Movies:

The Machinist, Batman Begins, Equilibrium, The Prestige, 300, Amelie, A Clockwork Orange, A Walk to Remember, Alien, Aliens, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, Anchorman, Austin Powers (all), Batman, Batman Returns, Because I Said So, Beetlejuice, Benny & Joon, Big Fish, Big Daddy, Billy Madison, Blade, Blazing Sadles, Blow, Borat, Braveheart, Bring It On, Brokeback Mountain, Bruce Almighty, Caddyshack, Cast Away, Catch Me If You Can, Cheaper by the Dozen (both), Chocolat, Click, Closer, Clueless, Collateral, Coming to America, Crash, Cruel Intentions, Cry Baby, Dazed and Confused, Dead Poets Society, Die Hard, Disturbia, Dodgeball, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dumb and Dumber, Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Face/Off, Failure to Launch, Fantastic Four, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Finding Neverland, Forrest Gump, Friday, Friday After Next, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Ghostbusters (both), Girl Interrupted, Good Will Hunting, Goodfellas, Grease, Half Baked, Halloween (original), Happy Gilmore, Harry Potter and the all of them, High Fidelity, Hitch, Home Alone, House of 1000 Corpses, I Am Sam, I Robot, Ice Age, Independence day, Indian Jones and the all of them, Interview with the Vampire, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Just Friends, Kill Bill (both), King Kong, Knocked Up, Labyrinth, Ladder 49, Legends of the Fall, Liar Liar, Little Nicky, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, Lucky Number Slevin, Mallrats, Mean Girls, Meet Joe Black, Meet the Fockers, Meet the Parents, Memento, Memoirs of a Geisha, Men In Black (both), Minority Report, Monsters Inc., Mr. Deeds, Mrs. Doubtfire, My Best Friend's Wedding, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Napoleon Dynamite, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, National Treasure, Never Been Kissed, Next Friday, Notting Hill, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Old School, Pirates of the Caribbean (first), Pitch Black, Platoon, Predator, Pretty in Pink, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Ray, Red Eye, Remember the Titans, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Resident Evil, Road Trip, Robin Hood - Men in Tights, Rocky, Rounders, Rudy, Rush Hour 1&2, Saving Private Ryan, Saw (all), School of Rock, Scream, Secret Window, Serendipity, Seven, Shark Tale, Shaun of the Dead, She's All That, Shrek (all), Signs, Sin City, Sixteen Candles, Sleepy Hollow, Snatch, Spaceballs, Spider-Man 1&2, Stand by Me, Star Wars (4,5,6), Steel Magnolias, Stranger Than Fiction, Super Troopers, Superman Returns, Talladega Nights, Taxi Driver, Terminator 1&2, Thank You for Smoking, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Big Lebowski, The Break-Up, The Breakfast Club, The Butterfly Effect, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Crow, The Da Vinci Code, The Day After Tomorrow, The Departed, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element, The Godfather 1&2, The Goonies, The Green Mile, The Illusionist, The Incredibles, The Italian Job, The Last Samurai, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, The Lord of the Rings (1978), The Lord of the Rings (trilogy), The Lost Boys (sequel coming soon), The Mask, The Matrix, The Mummy (both), The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Notebook, The Pacifier, The Passion of Christ, The Patriot, The Pianist, The Princess Bride, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Ring, The Ringer, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Sandlot, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, The Sixth Sense, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, The Village, The Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, There's Something About Mary, Tombstone, Tommy Boy, Toy Story, Training Day, Trainspotting, Troy, True Romance, V for Vendetta, Varsity Blues, Waiting, Walk the Line, War of the Worlds, Wayne's World (both), We Were Soldiers, Wedding Crashers, What Dreams May Come, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, When Harry Met Sally, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, X-men (all, sorta) and there are many many many more don't got the time to name them all out haha

Television:

Heroes, King of Queens, The Office, Project Runway, Top Chef, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Yes Dear, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Entourage, Yo Gabba Gabba, The Upside Down Show, Sci-Fi Channel movies

Books:

R.A. Salvatore, Dean Koontz, Ted Dekker, Frank Peretti, Matt Fraction, The Bible

My Blog

My blog survey (DO IT!!!)

Hey guys if you wanna do it, just leave your answers as a blog comment woohoo!! So yeah do it!!!     WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I lived ...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:46:00 PST

Something New I Wrote...

Well I wrote this on friday I do believe.So yeah I would like everyone's opinion on it though :)Well anyways here it is...ClonesWe are created in the image of HimJust like clones, never like the origi...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:55:00 PST

Selling Comics!!

OK well, I just went through some of my comics and realized that I have a lot of them, and I only collect maybe 5 series. So I am going to to sell the comics that I may have 1 or 2 issues of. I will b...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

The Fall of a Hero (my story)

Well, that may or may not be the title of something I am going to be trying to work on. Short story/comic book style writing. It will be about this "Super Hero" who is like the city's best crime fight...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:46:00 PST

Must watch these youtube videos!!

Ok these videos are amazing! I was shown these videos last night, and holy crap! They are sooooo funnny!!!! ...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Sat, 17 May 2008 10:41:00 PST

2nd Job Interview

Well today was my 2nd job interview, but I knew it wasn't going to go as plan. On tuesday when I was there the woman was talking to herself about a good time for me to come in on thursday, she said 9 ...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

Boring and Crumby

Well I haven't wrote a blog in a good while. But I just haven't really felt up to writing a blog. I have been stuck in my own hell that I have created this past week. But I guess I am finally getting ...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

Juno

Well I finally got around to seeing Juno. And I was pleased. But I wish there was a lot more about the couple, (Jason Bateman & Jennifer Garner's characters) I think I would have enjoyed a movie w...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

MTV

Holy crap on a stick! MTV has done it again! They have sucked me into all of their crap! Today was the first time in a long time that I watched MTV. And man their idiotic television shows have glued m...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:33:00 PST

Ripping Into the Bible

Ok this blog is about this news article that I have read earlier today at B&N.It can also be found here at this website http://www.thehumanist.org/humanist/Ardiente.htmlOk you may choose to read i...
Posted by Josh Beckelhimer on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:33:00 PST