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About Me

And When I Let Them Carry Me To A Cemetary
I Wanna Be Buried With A Pocket Full Of Clarity

Shihan - Flashy Words
So I Tell Ya'll, A Blind Man Once Told Me The True Meaning Of Love At First Sight, So I Closed My Eyes And I Recited This Poem, To An Audience Of Just One And Found Total Gratification In My Undivided Attention, And When I Opened My Eyes, I Found Myself Standing Before A Mirror, Staring Into The Eyes Of An Invisible Man Until My Pupils, Became Pupils, And I Could Teach Myself To Live A Better Life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If I were to describe the perfect girl, this is how she'd be. First, she'd have a great sense of humor. Meaning, she wouldn't laugh at things becuz she felt she had to, but becuz she really thought they were funny. Second, she'd have a dynamite personality. The kind where she has no problem talking to me when she has something to say and one that's fun. Girls who are boring and uninteresting honestly shouldn't even talk to me, becuz even though they say opposites attract, when it comes to personality, I need an outgoing one. Attitude is essential. Girls that let guys walk all over them are the biggest turn offs in the world. They make it look like they need a jerk to survive, and someone needs to seriously put them out of their misery becuz those are the girls that drive me crazy. On the other hand, the girls that stand up for themselves, the ones that will give a comeback if you say something as a joke, the ones that are not intimidated and say what's on their mind, THOSE girls, GOOD GRACIOUS! I mean, that is awwwwwwesome. Its like the Ne-yo song When Your Mad, it's not that I like angry girls, it's just that I love at least some attitude. That's what I go crazy for. Another thing that would be sweeeeet is if she's a family kinda woman. I don't want a girl who's so rebellious she never talks to her parents and hates her siblings, I want a girl that has a great family relationship becuz I'm very much into my family and I'll probably really like hers too. Not to mention, I'm a huge kid fan, I got 4 nephews and a niece, and they're pretty much the best thing to happen to me so far, and I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to have kids. (That doesn't mean right now, lol just like in general) Sooo, that's why I'd love her to be into her family and kid-friendly. If my nephews or niece don't like you, I'm sorry, it's over already, haha. Lastly, the only other thing I could ask for I guess, which isn't essential, but I love love looooove it, is girls who play sports. Mmmhhmmm. Especially soccer and volleyball girls. Ooooowwwwweee! Does it get any better than that? I think not =D But that would just be icing on the cake. If you can find me a girl with all those personality traits though, please, point me in her direction. This is where you say, but Rob, that's easy. Bulllllllll! Good luck finding that, seriously. And as for looks, who cares? Once again, that's like a strawberry topping on that cake, lol if I can get all those traits, THAT's whats most important, and I'll tell you why. I'm big on personality if you couldn't tell. If you marry a girl who is drop dead gorgeous but has no personality, then when she's 60, she's old, and worthless. I mean no offense, but now that she's getting wrinkly, what do you have anymore? If you marry a girl that's just "OK" to most people, and has a perfect personality though, when she's 85, she is still b-e-a-you-tee-full becuz personality never dies, it just gets better and better. And if all you have is looks, seriously, what do you do? You hop on the good foot and do the bad thing, ok...buuut, then what? I mean that's cool for a while I'm sure, but eventually even the Kama Sutra won't help you spice it up, and you don't know what to do anymore. If you have that personality though, sure, you can hop on the good foot and do the bad thing, but besides that, the opportunities are endless. You guys match so well, you can do anything, and that is why, seriously, its whats on the inside that brings true happiness. Which is why I'd like to meet a girl with all those traits, becuz I can find a gorgeous woman in a lot of places just by seeing her, but finding personality, THAT takes time and pays off a ton more in the long run. Watch this. It explains the love I want. Word 4 word. =)

Heroes:

The Most Priceless Thing I Own

My Blog

My 20th Birthday Present For My Mom Poem

It was March, 1984, and a young man knew what he wanted at only twenty-one, He had met his idea of a perfect woman, who he hoped would one day have his son Two years he had tried, to take her out, bu...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:17:00 PST

Map To Her Heart/The Rebirth of Love Poem

One day I got frustrated and looked up to an overcast sky A woman was on my mind and I had to ask God why I couldn't shake the thought of her from my head Whether I was out in public or alone in my be...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

A Thank You To All My True Friends

Seriously, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that came tonight. From the bottom of my heart. It meant the world to me. I realize the point of everyone at e-bar was to celebrate me finally getti...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST

A Poem For Dean A Year Later

Six feet separates me from you, The grass is still green, and the sky is still blue It seems almost as if you just went on a trip that's been long But the name on the gravestone proves that idea to be...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:29:00 PST

FENTRUCK... Chance of a Lifetime. Help Them Out!

There is a tour that is known as the Vans Warped Tour. As many of you know, this is a pretty big tour. In fact, in the punk rock scene, this is quite possibly the biggest tour of the year. Here, bands...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

The Greatest Story I'll Ever Tell

The following story, is by far my favorite story of all time. It is a story that in my opinion, is the greatest story you will quite possibly ever hear from me. So I apologize in advance to the people...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

In The Next Couple Weeks...

This is what is going to happen. It is my plan that I'm planning on following and I'm just letting people know ahead of time so that no one yells at me like last time, lol. A lot of people I realize h...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Final Thought/ Thank You From Rob Crane Just In Case

Soooo, to me this is kinda stupid, lol buuuuut the last time I went skydiving, surprisingly quite a few people informed me that I should have made some sort of will or final thought just in case the w...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

Time For A Change With Lost Friends Poem

Its the year two thousand and seven, and I'm seeing things clearer The past is over, but the future's getting nearer And the question I ponder is whether it's true That all hate does is burn a hole in...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

You Thought You Knew, But You Had No Idea. This Is The Updates On Robert Thomas Crane

This is probably the most interesting blog I will ever write. If you read the whole thing, in the end, you will more than likely either be upset with me, not know what to say, or be glad I'm doing wha...
Posted by Ain't That'a Bitch on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST