Pride is a fool's fortress.
How well do you know me?
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Here's the deal:
Everything I try to do can be summed up in my philosophy for life:
"Do whatever makes you happy, as long as it doesn't directly hinder another person's ability to do the same."
Science, reason, and logic are my vices. I aim to understand why people do what they do.
I like making deserving people happy.
I'm probably one of the most understanding people you will ever meet.
"If you're good at chess, you'll probably suck at life."
Dr. Cox: Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
[shot of J.D and Elliot facing each other... Elliot walks away with neither of them saying a word]
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
- - Winnie The Pooh - -
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These comics were my absolute favourite Cyanide & Happiness comics. Some of them remind me of my friends, some of them remind me of my life, and some of them are just funny as hell. ^_^
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