the cowboy |
This right here is the sleep of one thousand years. The trunk is full and the toast is burned. I, for once, could not be happier. Flaking off the burned pieces is the kind of work I...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:46:00 GMT |
small garden salad days with russian dressing |
Well, I am now officially two days into my foray into unemployment. And, I must say, my whole outlook on life has radically changed. First off, I no longer feel the slightest twinge of guilt when I ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
mosh pits and small tits |
Now, yours truly is not one to bitch or moan but I'm going to do some bitching and moaning. I've earned this right from never having done so before. My particular complaint is the lack of mosh ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:20:00 GMT |
three fingers of monkey paw |
Well here I was all about to write the world's greatest blog on a series of fucking awesome topics and I just remembered that at the end of the last one that I promised all of you that this wou...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
rockstar vs. heathcare system |
Word up party people? I've got some bad news to report. The rockstar ain't feeling none too good. You see I've gots me a kidney stone. I'm only 26. I didn't even know that people this young cou...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:20:00 GMT |
welcome to the mattropolis |
I'm back with the second blog and this time I'm thinking about getting all political and shit. Let's get all political and shit. The bombs are dropping and whose blog will you turn to for solac...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:20:00 GMT |
mushrooms and coors light |
Where did I leave off? I can't remember. There is too much going on out there. I haven't eaten in what seems like a dicks length and I can smell a barbecue outside. We've finally had a few straight d...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
