I'd like to meet:
Why so serious?
I'm supposed to fill this blank with information about myself but the point is, what will you do with the information you get from here? It won't make you a better person, neither more interesting, intelligent or attractive, you'll remain the same but some minutes older than before you started reading this.
The information I could post about myself in here won't make you know me better either because all I'm writing in here can't be taken seriously as is the result of a moment of idle that doesn't necesarily imply that I've been thinking about answering in here, maybe today I watched too much tv and the only lines I can think about are those I listened on the tv or my own personal perception is a wrong alienated image of myself that has nothing to do with my real self. So why do you keep reading this? Seriously, don't you have anything else to do? I feel sorry for you because you're being part of this circle in which I waste my time editing all this and writing all this so you can waste your time looking at it and reading it. Just another wonderful thing in this world.
Are you waiting for more of my words? Are you still so desperate to know me or waste time or read someting while you're sitting on the bathroom? What exactly do you think you can get out of this? Some meaningless questions you should ask yourself while you read this.
Instead of being here...
Why don't you go out and do something about your life?
Don't worry, I won't do it myself... not yet.
"What doesn't kill you makes you stranger"
"Insanity, as you know, is like gravity, it requires just a little push""And I thought my jokes were bad.