I am hu-man.
I have six, ultima jizz shooting, demon tentacle penises.
I eat perfectly normal earth-pig food.
I drink three sparks to get shmamered.
I am an illegitimate bastard son child of the bitch of fury.
I like vaginas.
I protect with my left hand and kill with my right.
I dont smoke dirty cock sticks.
I say fuck way the fuck more times than you fuckin' wish you do.
I only like a few people.
I read alot of subtitles.
I am usually fucking respectfull, so fuck you.
I sleep, and shuukaku will fucking kill you if you disturb it.
I fucking play the fucking nintendo fucking ds.
I am not affraid of soap.
I pirate EVERYTHING!
I fucking HATE! texas/new york pride.
I dont give a shit if you like it or not.
I dont support the death troops, I support good humans.
I am a fucking mutt.
I like 'fucking' music.
I worship sarcasm.
I kill fuckin' fat people.
I was going to say something important right here, but I fucking forgot.
I contradict my-fuckin-self.
I hate stupid people.
I especially hate propagated cliche; racial stereotypes.
I am shy.
I disrespect haters and racists.
I fuckin' hate the u.s. fuckin' government.
I like the daily show with jon stewart.
I hate T.V.
I am an alien invader.
I loathe the typical self centered, scandalous, deceitful bitch of a female.
I keep dark secrets.
I am super ultra extreme fun time cheesy.
I will repeat any-fuckin-thing you say to me.
I am random.
I am a sensationalist.
I walk places.
I am not evil.
I wish I had super powers to fucking kill you.
"There still is hope.
Yes, I can be healed.
There is someone looking for what I concealed.
In my secret drawer,
In my pockets deep,
You will find the reasons that I can't sleep
And you will still want me.
But will you still want me?"