Mr. Constantine M.

Cons rap video =)You know you're from Jersey City when...01. Fire trucks speeding across Kennedy Blvd is a normal occurance. 02. You hate Bayonne, and KNOW we're better. 03. You once have or currently LIVE off public transportation. 04. You don't know your neighbors. 05. Your car has been stolen, jacked, tamperped with, or damaged. 06. Your parents sent you to Catholic school because they were afraid of public schools. [Excluding McNair.] 07. You love living two train stops away from NYC. 08. Your friends who don't live in Jersey City are afraid to visit in fear of getting shot. 09. You know not to be on Bergen, Ocean, or Duncan [projects] past 7PM. 10. Downtown is where to be. 11. You were upset when the Medical Center moved downtown. 12. If you're a girl and you have been "hollered at" by a Mexican, or other minority. 13. You can buy liquor ANYWHERE and not get carded. 14. Weed is as easy to come across as a fire truck. 15. You know someone with a gun, or know where to find one. 16. You know all the different ways to get to 1 & 9. 17. Newport is a childhood memory. 18. You almost died when BEBE SPORT, SEPHORA, SWAROVSKI & COACH were put into Newport. 19. You know journal square can take you anywhere. 20. You still hate Bayonne. 21. THERE IS NO PLACE TO PARK... ANYWHERE! 22. Jersey City cops won't pull you over for speeding because they're too concentrated on a drug bust. 23. One or more of your friend's parents don't speak english. 24. Your mom tells you not to run in the park when it gets dark. 25. Your mom tells you not to be outside when it gets dark. 26. You know where the best place to get your nails done is. 27. You know how to take the path, light rail and buses ANYWHERE. 28. Secaucus kids' parents dont let their kids come here. 29. You KNOW White Castle is the only place to pig out in the AM. Crave Case!! 29. You go to Newport just for Sarku Japan's Chicken Terryaki 30. You've hit up the VIP diner at 3AM after a long night of drinking! 31. You always see illegal street racers at Dunkin Donuts on 440 around midnight. 32. You are lucky to live in the heights when it rains heavily and floods everywhere else. 33. You've been jumped at least once in broad daylight 34. Your street hasn't been repaved in 20 years. 35. Somewhere you played as a kid has been condemned because of Chromium. 36. You fear water from the tap. 37. You know what Exchange Place is. 38. You live within walking distance of at least five bars. 39. There's a bodega on every corner. 40. You can say you're from Chilltown and not get shot over it.