my birth control and Nazis... plus something else? |
It was a peaceful, relaxing Saturday... or it was supposed to be. I took an early shower, walked around in just a robe for awhile, Clinique lotioned my face, put lightener in my hair and laid around r...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
alcoholics, sports and making people |
Is it considered a form of ADD to think of two or more unrelated things at the same time? Thoughts don't even need beginings and endings for me anymore... it's just like "I'm hungry, I wish I could qu...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:08:00 GMT |
3 things I'd ask a fashion Major |
If I could ask a fashion design or marketing major three questions they would be:1) Did you decide that you were completely gay (and not the more popular bi) before or after you declared your fashion ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
10 reasons why monogamy is better than stagging |
Don't get me wrong... I'm all for waking up next to fatties, but waking up next to the same person everyday has its advantages (besides remembering thier name).
1) You don't have to buy something ever...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
interesting things and people who should be shot in the face |
Drifting along in the world you readily notice two things... that stuff is interesting and many people should get shot in the face with rock salt. Here's a bit of both...
The word Honest comes from Sa...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:58:00 GMT |
hypochondriacs, OCD and making fuck |
Did you ever notice that things you notice come in threes? I keep thinking lately about how hard it must be for hypochondriacs to have normal sex lives, but apparently it does happen!
I saw the Aviato...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:56:00 GMT |
survivor... |
I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up, I'ma work harder... keep on survivin"I had that song stuck in my head for a good half a day the other day. I used to like it, it was like motivating or something...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:54:00 GMT |
stock characters in life |
I was thinking about stock characters in stories and realized how importnat they are to stories and life in general. stock characters are the ones that don't do much, they have stereotypical attribute...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:51:00 GMT |
Josh Groban has Hallmark's hand in his ass |
You're probably wondering "who is Josh Groban and why are you saying such things about him?" the answer is... I was in a doctor's waiting room, waiting for my mom to get done, so I read an Entert...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:46:00 GMT |
things I learned this week |
Never go to a salon where "wash and set" are actually on the price menu. It means they cater to the geriatric and the friends of the geriatric. It also means that they can't handle hair past your jaw ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:43:00 GMT |
