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matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.

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medical file excerpts

here are some excerpts from ridiculous/hilarious/awesome medical files i had to edit, enjoy: - actual doctors names:  dr. miracle, dr. salsa, dr. stoner, dr. pepper- patient name:  zoltan- w...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:20:00 GMT

ghost poo

the momentary lapse of reason that has led to the elimination of burritos from my diet has resulted in many a ghost poo.  i wonder if pre-industrialized forest-dwelling peoples adjusted their die...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:27:00 GMT

time

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Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:21:00 GMT

argentinosaurus

this place is mind-expandingly awesome, seriously.  you should visit.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:45:00 GMT

read this awesomeness

http://maddox.xmission.com/
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:13:00 GMT

a lep is a ball.

a lep is a ball.a korf is a tiger.a tay is a hammer.a pillot is a shoe.a flix is a comb.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:27:00 GMT

exploding head

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:34:00 GMT

david brent dancing

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Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:15:00 GMT

mexico city

xochimilcoanthropology museummoneda streetzocaloi had the best chicken of my life herepalace of artteotihuacan pyramid of the sunon top of the pyramid of the sunteotihuacan pyramid of the moonon top o...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 20:47:00 GMT

theremin bra

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Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:14:00 GMT