My name is Jonas Jæger. I am 17 years old and live in Hjørring, Denmark. Currently I attend Hjørring Gymnasium in 2x (2x då-då-då-då-då!! 2x-dååå-då-då-då-då-då!! og HASH!). Here I have high levelled mathemathics and chemistry and middle levelled physics. After I graduate I want to be a physiotherapist.In my sparetime I teach and practise jiu-jitsu (I am a 2. kyu blue belt) in Hjørring Jiu-jitsu Klub. Where I have practised jiu-jitsu since 2003 and I am currently the youngest 2. kyu in the club.Together with my jiu-jitsu, i study kyusho-jitsu in a studygroup in Aalborg. And then of cause, i am the first black belt in ne-no-jutsu.
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Name: Jonas Holm Jæger
Birthdate: 23rd of September 1990
Birthplace: Hjørring, Denmark
Current Location: Hjørring Denmark
Eye Color: Blue with a teint of green around the pupils
Hair Color: Dark blond
Height: 175 cm
Weight: 67
Piercings: None, and I ain't gonna get one either...
Tatoos: None... yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Girlfriend
Overused Phraze: Yeah... Like I'd tell YOU?!
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi, no question about it
Candy: Hmm.. chocolate
Number: 13
Color: Red
Animal: Hmm... a Ferrit
Drink: Beer
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel:&..39;
Letter: Hmm... A
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes, mouth and neck
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: What is it about that God damned american bullshit? WE WANT JOLLY!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Definately Burger King!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Hmm... Thats a tough one, but I'll have to go with the strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: What the fuck is iced tea anyway?
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee! The black gold!
Kiss or Hug: KISS...
Dog or Cat: A dog
Rap or Punk: Neither... give me some metal and watch me headbang!
Summer or Winter: Hey... I live in Denmark, here the weather is the same all the year, wet and grey, but mostely wet...
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Hmm.. Scary movies I think..
Love or Money: Give me some o' that sweet, sweet love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Bedtime? What is a bed?
Most Missed Memory: The first time i layed eyes on my beautiful flower...
Best phyiscal feature: My eyebrows
First Thought Waking Up: My lawyer is a latino
Goal for this year: Bathe naked on a non-nudist beach at least five times
Best Friends: Yeah... Friends?
Weakness: Weakness? Honestly I don't know?
Fears: Horrible Kazakh bunny-rabbits of Irish descent
Heritage: Danish
Longest relationship: So far... about seven months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Oh yeah... Have I ever drunken? I have drunken A LOT!
Ever Smoked: No... Smoking kills plus I've got the astma
Pot: Pot? In Denmark we take a piss in a pot
Ever been Drunk: Well... Yes
Ever been beaten up: Oh... She does it all the time
Ever beaten someone up: Oh... I do it all the time
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah... I stole a plastic knife at school one day... please don't tell
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes I have. And I loved it!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes sir
Been Dumped Lately: No, I don't get dumped I'm too loveable :)
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Bluish-greenish-greyish
Favorite Hair Color: Blondish or reddish
Short or Long: Doesn't matter
Height: Shoter than me
Style: Hmm... Yeah, just like that
Looks or Personality: Personality, definately
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol! The liquid gold! HOT!
Muscular or Really Skinny: None...
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: One
What country do you want to Visit: Japan
How do you want to Die: When I get bored living I'll commit seppuku
Been to the Mall Lately: Noo...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstoms, candlelight and my beautiful flower on a bear rug in front of a fireplace
Get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Health Freak: No one tells me what to eat, bitch!
Do you think your Attractive: Yes, I am very beautiful... Or at least that's what I say
Believe in Yourself: Oh yeah! I am the KING of self-believe!
Want to go to College: Yeah... some kind of college
Do you Smoke: NO! One more time: Smoking kills you and I got astma!
Do you Drink: Yes God damnit! For the third time: I drink like a hole in the ground!
Shower Daily: Shower?? What the fuck?
Been in Love: Yes, very much
Do you Sing: Oh yeah, I sing!
Want to get Married: Maybe... but only for the romance with it. I'm atheist. But if I get merried it should be in a norwegian stave church
Do you want Children: Yes i do
Have your future kids names planned out: I promised to call the boy Gabriel
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 16
Hate anyone: Hmm... Yes, as a matter of fact I do
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
