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***New and Inproved with Self-ostrasizing Power***

About Me

I'm dating my DVD porn collection...

My Interests

Faith healers...horseflesh...persuasive suggestion...grifting...teenage thinking...money lothing...smelling good...song birds...2 words, fuck ya'll...airsoft...b-bqs...consumtion of beer...aleve...being cool...penis reduction...Fuktardo...patches...maintaining the farce....mispelling everything possible...being smart...love'n girls that won't sleep with me after the first date...being the help...never being able to work for myself...Jon Clese for Monty Python...makin out...

I'd like to meet:

thanx to my nigga ~JARGANTICON~for writing my profile for me...

Music:

my music's sooo much uncooler than yours...anything scenesterish...cool people music...music with a witty nickname...charming irony type stuff...social commentary sounds...word play grooves that make me understand suburb children's struggles...yelling or crying about how much it sux to not be loved back kinda rythiems...

Movies:

phonoerotica...examaning the 80's...ink...shit facedness...drink till i'm as dumb as everyone else is...america's favorite game, catchup...gotta learn html...fucking off...don't got a hair cut but i got a new do rag...oversized fitted hats?...4xL shirts?(are you hiding a gun? no, then stop that shit)...punctuation...staying home saturday after drinkin till early that morn...cell and laptop battery charging...yeah i wear leather...bobby digital masks...pol pot....my paintings suk...going out of town with no $...being stalked is fun...comic veiw...can't wait till STOKED comes out...

Television:

an instrament that projects moving images and sounds throu satalites and into my brain....

Books:

hats, fukn hats...alcohal, the source and solution to all life's problems...historical fuckups(people or mistakes)...Cornish game whores(just like real whores only smaller)...someone that doesn't care why ketchup was invinted...the M T A...fake sensarity...shin spilints...drug fronts disgised as bid-nisses...

Heroes:

buttholes...shitholes...assholes...fuckholes...shitfaces...s hit for brainses...druggies...bitches...Fakers...wannabeea...herbs.. .cornballs...bitchass niggas...pretty boys...heatheads...jocks...jockers...haters(a.k.apeople with an opinion)...liars...users....theives...ex-cons (like me)...drugdealers...muggers...addicts...collage dropouts...perverts...delinqents...the diseveled...some one homeless with a laptop(like me)...carnies...molesting dentists...murderers...mobsters...hustlas...new jacks...playas...pimps...hos...whores...sluts...skeezeas...s kanks...emotional vanpires...cult leaders...dorks...nerds...dicks...jerkoffs..dickheads..stuip bheads(big fat stupidheads)...stalkers...jesus freaks...fuckers...chumps...push overs...sukas...slick talkers...bullshiters(bullshit artists)...masons...satan worshipers...the cathlics... thugs...half asses...killers...hooligans...dirtbags...scumbags...shitbags ...fuckbags..cuntbags...bags of all kinds...