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Smiles Harper

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

you're better off assuming that i have a mental disorder. in fact, let's just say that from now on.hi, i'm niles, and i'm mentally retarded.

My Interests

bmx, rock and soul, conversation, pursley, self entertainment, getting closer to getting farther from getting worse at playing guitar, american apparel ads, fortune cookies, people watching, WWII documentaries, pretending i have a clue, spring and fall, shutes and ladders.

I'd like to meet:

a woman with some backbone.

Music:

happy, poppy, rockish, countryish, sing a long, dance a long, thrash a long, drop your ass, funky chicken shit.

Movies:

happiness, wirey spindell, gummo, anthem, seek and destroy, road fools 1, misled youth, 1201, domination, rad, gleaming the cube, surf ninjas, ECD4, bmx inferno, nowhere fast (dave young, brian castillo, and ralph sinisi),

Television:

the wonder years, house, who's the boss

Books:

the machinist's handbook

Heroes:

grandparents everywhere.

My Blog

FARTS!!

How much gas does a normal person pass per day? On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts. Whereas it may be...
Posted by Smiles Harper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST