muscle cars, punk rock/SKA, bein lazy, eating, farting, video games, WoW, and making fun of the less fortunate (i.e. retards, religious zealots, people who are poorer than me, blind and deaf people, etc...) and also people who are more fortunate than me (you can call it jealousy but rich people really piss me off, theyre gay)
BAD MOTHER FUCKIN RELIGION, pennywise, rancid, NOFX, catch22, FUCK EMO, guttermouth, streetlight manifesto, ALL, lagwagon, pully, dead kennedys, ramones, the clash, offspring, operation ivy, the toasters, less than jake, anti-flag, street dogs, bouncing souls, whole wheat bread, social distortion, flogging molly, authority zero, descendents, reel big fish, choking victim, screeching weasel, bloodhound gang, the real mckenzies, THE SENSE OFFENDERS(you guys rule), H2O,
reservoir dogs, monty python, good fellas, snakes on a plane, 300, orgazmo, casino, dawn of the dead (the newer one), shawn of the dead, really any heist movies except the oceans 11, 12, and 13, and any zombie movie, and tombstone(i don't know why it's cool, it just is)
Aqua teen hunger force mother-fucker, southpark, discovery channel, jeopardy, the price is right(R.I.P), and those infomercials for appliance direct, and the ones for the showtime rotisserie
DOUGLAS ADAMS!!!, 1984, brave new world, the bible(yeah right), the alphabet of manliness by maddox, and the zombie survival guide, the savage nation, HARRY POTTER CAN SUCK MY ASS!!!!
ME!!! cuz without me, i'd be nothing. and because i'm fuckin cool as hell, a snappy dresser, smart, funny, very good-looking, and above all, i'm modest