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ShellShock

maybe yes. maybe no. maybe fuck you.

About Me

I’m the coolest of all the losers and if you don't like it, you can take it up with my fist. I tend not to like assholes, surprising I know. i could live off of candy and ginger ale. I like a lot of stuff. I hate birds. AIM = postalstarrmy friends and family are the shizzle. i might fight you.

My Interests

I'm a big fan of ice cream, trying to get a baby tiger, dudes, not being dirty, water fights are wet, staying hot, waffle cones, giving ninja's Zoloft, candy bars, slip'n'slides, watching cowboys in their natural habitat and then hunting them, hamsters are cool, your face, money, food, Mr. Bunny is an asshole, and trying to get stuff for free - like baby tigers. I am absolutely not interested in degus. No matter what.

I'd like to meet:

his lover, perhaps more sexy people, maybe a few unsexy ones too.

Movies:

Pauly Shore is Dead, Fight Club, Royal Tenenbaums, Aladdin, Hook, Anchorman, and Zoolander. Take that and be happy i tried.

Television:

i wish

Books:

Angela's Ashes, Memoirs of a Geisha

My Blog

this just in....

cats hate baths     oh yeah, i'm still kinda hot. and....   elena is still a freak. cats hate her too....
Posted by ShellShock on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

pictures are fun

lets do the damn thing. oh, you mess with any of these people, i will fucking kill you. good times. let get drunk. ...
Posted by ShellShock on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

joel-isms for the ladies (NOW PUBLIC FOR THE WANTING MASSES!)

joel straley...everyone knows him, everyone likes him. the legend occasionally gives good advice to girls, but more often says funny things - here is something that i have been working on for months n...
Posted by ShellShock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST