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Arthur's Laws:
#1: Pizza is GOOD!,
#2: If all you can do is shout, then get the fuck out!,
#3: We can't all be rich twits, that's why Wal-Mart's here!,
#4: I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!,
#5: Love, it is the simplest thing in our world, yet, it can become the most complex thing of all,
#6: You don't get this bad ass reputation for nothin'......sometimes you have to drop your pants too!
#7: Dungeon Master bribery, it's not just allowed, it's encouraged!
#8: When stuck between a rock and a hard place, use dynamite...LOTS of dynamite!
#9: Never say no to free food.
#10: Bros before Hoes,
#11: You know the world is ending when you see a redneck on the side of the road taking a dead deer from the back.
#12: If you can't say it to my face, then why say it at all?
#13: Smiles do not last forever
#14: What we want isn't what we see, and what we see isn't what we really want.
#15: WORSHIP THE iPOD!!!
#035;16: FUCK YOU...
#035;17: ...and your mom!
#18: In a practical world, one can be romantic. But in a romantic world, one must be practical. -Robert Heinlen
#19: Children are like an investment. They're a pain when you first get one, and suck you dry, but one day you hope to get as much in return when you retire. Actually, children are also like the lottery. The more you have, the better your chances that one will take care of you in etirement instead of shipping you off to the old folks home.
#20: Sex is like a drug. It's addictive from the first try, and has detrimental affects afterwards in the form of children.
#21: A dog is a man's best friend, but a condom is his brother in battle!
#22: In McClain We Trust!
#23: If video games weren't built to be addictive, we wouldn't play them.
#24: Remember. Never make something as it once was before, for the past is full of our mistakes. Always make something new and different, for the future will be bright with our successes.
A poem, Stardust, a small test of my word skills...
Oh, the stars, how they shine, so perfect, so brightly fine, their splendor beyond us, their light consumes us, and the void, the vastness of space, how ultimately it seperates us. Their fire high above us, like eyes, they wink down at us, lighting our nights, and guiding our ways, sleeping ever so peacefully during our long, toiling days. Ever present, eternally vigilant, always there, no matter how far, they shall always be near, the infinity of all creation, between our tiny, tiny fingers. Our lives cast, our bodies made, from the thing of star-stuff, we surely came, and to it we shall return, as all things surely do, when time reaches an end, when all things come undone, when all things come unglued. And we, the human race, but a speck of dust, but a blink in their eyes, the stars, so beyond us, yet always a part of our lives...
Halo Multiplayer, anyone???
* Multi Kills:
* Double Kill - 2 kills, each no more than three seconds apart
* Multi Kill - 3 such kills
* Mega Kill - 4 such kills
* Ultra Kill - 5 such kills
* Monster Kill - 6 such kills
* Ludicrous Kill!!! - 7 such kills
* Holy Shit! - 8 or more kills
* Killing Sprees:
* Killing Spree - 5 kills without a death or suicide
* Rampage - 10 kills
* Dominating - 15 kills
* Unstoppable - 20 kills
* Godlike - 25 kills
* Wicked Sick - 30 kills
* Weapon Specific:
* Flak Monkey - 15 kills with flak cannon primary
* Combo Whore - 15 kills shock combos
* Headhunter - 15 kills by headshot
About me? OK, I'll be blunt.
I like my sunglasses. I like good clothes. I like talking and hanging out, and doing cool things. I like being nice most of the time. Piss me off, and if you deserve it, then I also like being a mean, rotten, crude, vindictive SOB who will make you pay for it. I like martial arts, and I can fight. Please, try me. I DON'T like drama queens...usually...and would rather avoid drama alltogether. I LOVE HALO! I like women just fine, so please, if you're gay, don't make passes, BUT, I have no problem making friends out of anyone. I like my car, and the freedom it gives me, and I want a 2005 Mustang GT some day. I like the idea of a serious relationship with someone. I like comics, because it is another medium that inspires reading and learning, which I think we need more of in our society these days. I like action. I usually wind up sitting on my ass, but gimme a reason, and I'll hit full throttle! Anime rocks, 'NUFF SAID! Samurai Champloo is the shit! Friendship means a lot to me, as does loyalty and truth, for without loyalty and truth, there is no friendship. Hard lessons learned in life. I'm 25, so you minors are off limits, but like i said, friendships are very welcome. Please, again, no drama. I don't like liars. Ever. Or for that matter, people who borrow things, or MONEY, and never pay you back. You people can bite me, and take a hot iron poker up the ass, with a smile...remember, SERVICE with a SMILE! Chivalry is dead, but, I was raised to be chivalrous, which has made me an odd and complexly thinking individual who enjoys a good laugh and CAN think most things are funny, but, at the same time, I can be serious when I have to be. I DIG powered armor! Iron Man is the shit, and Masterchief ROCKS! I wish i could find someone who looks like that pic of Cortana down there...*points to that HOT pic below*, lol, but I'm not that picky. I try to be open minded about people, but to a point. Some people deserve what's coming to them. I think about things on both the GRAND and SMALL scales, from a simple flower I come across while walking, to problems my friends have that worry me, to global troubles such as genocide and disasters, to even theories and concepts out in space...just how great IS a Black Hole, anyways? How big is this universe we live in? What would it be like to BE in the heart of a star, what would it look like? Or to go THROUGH that Black Hole and come out the other side? Could there be such things as other forms of life out there besides cingle-celled lif-forms, or other dimensions? Eh, if nothing else, it's all good for Sci-Fi!!! I have made mistakes, and being human, I will probably make more along the way. But I fix what I can, scrap what i can't, and build anew at every chance, and i believe in second chances. Hmm, what the hell, I hope and dream too. Sometimes I dream bright, brighter than the sun, with a reach further than the most distant star. Other times, I dream dark, real dark, darker than the depths between those stars. Again, I like my shades. LOL! I try not to choose sides, but I will stick up for my friends. AGAIN, NO DRAMA! I love Firefly and Serenity.
MORE TO COME! I am always growing, always changing...
DEADPOOL!!!
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
Batman 70%
Green Lantern 70%
The Flash 60%
Catwoman 60%
Superman 55%
Hulk 55%
Iron Man 50%
Robin 47%
Supergirl 45%
Wonder Woman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You scored as Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler is a very symbolic X-Man. He is persecuted by society because of his devilish looks, but it is his faith in God that gives him strength. He is a very gentle x-man but he does know how to fight and he enjoys fencing. Powers: Teleportation
Nightcrawler
65%
Rogue
65%
Gambit
65%
Emma Frost
55%
Jean Grey
55%
Wolverine
55%
Cyclops
50%
Beast
45%
Storm
45%
Colossus
45%
Iceman
40%
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