you look like a pizza |
I had some guy the other day. Tell me you are what you eat.He told me "You look like a pizza". I calmly said. "I am round like a pizza" I guess you had to be there. It is hard to make this as funn...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:33:00 GMT |
kid jokes that still make you laugh |
I think this will be a participating blog. If you have a joke from your childhood that still brings a smile to yourface. Feel free to post it. The following is one I remember. Why did your mother s...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:34:00 GMT |
messy house |
My brother came to stay with me. And wanted to know why my house wasn't clean. After recieving munerous notices and being sued by the bank. I saw no reason for it. (Yes I was considered mental at th...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:15:00 GMT |
gift of a shirt |
A friend of mine gave me a shirt that he found at the goodwill in my size. (My size being it looks like it was made from Omar the Tent maker.) Any ways When I put on the shirt. the sleeves were ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:30:00 GMT |
sharing blogs |
"To share you your life with others. Means your a celebrity. Or, have no privacy." Twisted philosophy by transistoreyes
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:46:00 GMT |
Why it’s ok to hate happy people |
Subject: Why it's ok to hate happy people After suffering severe bouts of depression. At times you hate those people who are happy all the time. And here is why it's ok not to like them.First le...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
liver as steak to save money |
I was out today And a friend explained how he managed to save alot of money raising kids, He said he fed the kids "liver" and told them it was "steak". When they went out to eat the kids n...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT |
How to sale raffle tickets at picnics |
This technique works I swear by it
I have a unique way of saling raffle tickets. I go up to the person and explain to them. That I'm going to hang out with them th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
would you jump off a cliff if someone told you to |
I would have to answer yes. My cousin raymond had some land along the potomac in west virginis. And there is a railroad tressle that crossed and went to a tunnel. On the other side, we decided t...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:07:00 GMT |
an embarasing moment in my life |
An embarasing moment in my life
Did you ever here about a woman complain about a man who can’t look her in the eye. Cause his never go off her breasts. Well it usually doen’t h...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:17:00 GMT |
