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What's there to know about me? Too much to put into simple words. I guess I could try, but I really don't feel like it. :D So if you'd like to know about me feel free to ask. You can always send me a message ;)
I'll try to sum "me" up in a poem I wrote...:
A Look Inside
I am me through and through
Unique to the core, never like you
I have my own values I follow and trust
A good judge of character, whether cruel or just.
I am me by day or by night
By evening’s setting or midmorning light.
My mind, my heart, my body and soul
Incomparable from the average mold.
I have opinions too bold for some tastes
And often I speak them, at times in haste
All part of what makes me…me
An exceptional being, a creation of He.
Not to be confused or mislead as conceited
Only a confidence that should be viewed and repeated
For loving myself is a thing of splendor
Being proud of my body regardless how slender.
My sign is of Libra and I’m proud to say
“Moderation is key†is how I live every day
A life of equality, I see both sides
I try to see life with Justice’s blind eyes.
I am me, unique and free
To be myself in every degree
In all the many aspects of life
Joyful times or periods of strife.
I cannot be shaken, nor can I be stirred
I refuse to listen if I cannot be heard
I will willingly change if need be
I forever strive for a better “meâ€.
You may think you know, but you have no idea
You’ve seen only a glimpse of the real me in here
I have many faces and countless disguises
You may think you know me, but I’m full of surprises.
My Quotes:
"Sit down."
"I sho hate it..."
"You doin' stunts and shows."
"Imma need you to do betta."
"That hoe."
"Hoe, sit down!"
"Slap!"
"Must be tough."
"What is this action?"
"All up in ya face!"
"I don't do [insert subject I dislike]."
"Weh, what you gon' do?"
"I bet."
"Or not."
"Wow."
"Ya Momma."
"That's hot." - Paris Hilton
Then these are just quotes I like:
"Men are fabulous. Everyone should have 9 or 10 of them." - Lisa Gastineau
"I specialize in results." - Toni Childs
"It's cool hippo." - Boy from MTV commercial
"Got problems? I'll solve 'em. I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle." - Miss B
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the presence of fear and the will to overcome it."
"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question." - Albert Camus
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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You scored as Joan. Woohu!! You're a Joan!! You have the gift of giving and letting others know that you're there for them no matter what. You stay true to what you believe in and let no guy come in and take that away from you. You go grl!!
Joan
88%
Mya
63%
Toni
63%
Lynn
38%
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Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts arrogance
3 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Fuck you, you are the ultimate Playa Hater, Silky Johnston. You called in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics and your coat is made of Buck Nasty's mama's pubic hair. I toast to you, asshole.