Member Since: 28/05/2005
Band Website: www.marvel.com/doctorstrange
Sounds Like: It's the sound that Drug Dealers make in a back Alley while getting head for Crack
It's the sound Paris Hilton's Asshole Makes in prison whilst being Raped with a Broomstick
its the sound of Jay Leno's Chin rubbing on his wife's starfish while he goes down on her
it's the sound Santa Clause makes in the shitter after a night of Milk and Cookies
it's the sound of your wife Yelling at you cause you left a glass on the Table and you did NOT use a fuckin coaster
it's the sound of fat girls puking to try and get skinny
it's the sound of gay men screaming at a dance club that the guy next to them has AIDS and just spit down their throat
it's the sound Frankenstein makes while he masturbates
it's the sound of Broken Glass being shit out of a Dragon while the cast of "Lord of the Rings" stands around and sucks on each other in the forest till the epic trilogy is over(Yup...15 hours of Gay Head)
it's the sound of an asshole at Guitar Center who has to Crank up the AMP and play "Master of Puppets" so you could hear it all the way across the fuckin city lines, and then thinking he's all that cause he can play "Master of Puppets", which I think everyone learned when they were 7 YEARS OLD
It's also that SAME Guy who, at your band practice, insists that he has to warm up and shred for about 9 minutes, Cranking up the AMP to make sure it works, completely ignoring the conversations being had by the other band members, and the music that was playing in the background that maybe someone was enjoying, but alas, not anymore, cause SHREDDER here has to let you all know what he/she sounds like before we start playing, just so you remember that they are a God
It's the sound of whiny 17 year olds who don't get their way and believe drugs are BAD, making those Anti-Pot smoking commercials look like they're working, yet every time a Stoner see's one they want to light up and be happy with their lives and by doing so they know that they are not a controlled Animal being told what's cool and what's not cool, seeing through the Obvious Propaganda and somehow, Fighting the system without even leaving the couch
Its the sound of Kobe Stomping his feet
it's the sound LOS ANGELES makes when it burps, destroying half a city block at a time with decreased morals, Graffiti, Bangers and scummy landscapes as well as Homeless people enjoying the Santa Monica pier more than the Tourists
It's the sound your Dog makes after licking your balls by accident(or was it?)
it's the sound that Chris Benoit's Wife made while being Choked to death
it's the sound of Barry Bonds' heart beat after running around the bases(214 BPM)
It's the sound of a Bridge Collapsing
It's the sound of Hilary Clinton's Pant Suit rubbing against her creamy thighs
it's the sound of a penis dropping into a fresh bowl of toilet water
It's the Sound of a LESBIAN choir, singing praise of flannel shirts, Doc Martens, K.D. Lang, bar-stools, sleeve Tattoos, Denim Shorts that go up to their chests, Keeping the Mullet Fashionable, Rosie O'Donnell Pool Tables, Bud Light and all of their sweet Baritone voices, so low even Barry White says "DAMNNNNNN".
That's what Gina Hates Me sounds like. BITCH!!!
Record Label: Soon to be announced!
Type of Label: Major