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Jäygermeister

About Me

I fucken love cigarettes and alcohol.

+ video games
+ board sports (snowboarding is my fave)
+ tattoos
+ music
+ freshly ironed shirts
+ korean style fried chicken
+ new castle
+ vodka tonics
+ red
+ crossword puzzles
+ her

- slow drivers
- thai food
- orange
- no air conditioning
- traffic
- budweiser
- being broke
- her

Nevermind Jack Johnson and banana pancakes, we make dick pancakes and pretend like it's the weekend.

Finally, a scientific theorem that explains it all.

Public service announcement my classmates made in college. Remember use protection, unless of course you're chuck norris.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-The crackhead that stole my surfboard from my backyard 6 years ago.
-Myself 10 years ago.
-Myself 10 years from now.

My Blog

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So I went to Panda Express the other day and ordered my usual (chow mein, fried rice, orange chicken, and Beijing beef).  The food was pretty mean.  Then came the complimentary fortune cooki...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:03:00 GMT