I fucken love cigarettes and alcohol.
+ video games
+ board sports (snowboarding is my fave)
+ tattoos
+ music
+ freshly ironed shirts
+ korean style fried chicken
+ new castle
+ vodka tonics
+ red
+ crossword puzzles
+ her
- slow drivers
- thai food
- orange
- no air conditioning
- traffic
- budweiser
- being broke
- her
Nevermind Jack Johnson and banana pancakes, we make dick pancakes and pretend like it's the weekend.
Finally, a scientific theorem that explains it all.
Public service announcement my classmates made in college. Remember use protection, unless of course you're chuck norris.