Hello. My name is Fred Mertz, I am an ex-Vaudevillian and now the owner of the apartment building at 623 East 68th Street in New York City. I am married to my wife Ethel Mertz, and our best friends are the Ricardos, Ricky and Lucy. Me and Ricky are good pals, we watch the fights together, play golf, and pull pranks on the girls! We always get a good laugh. Me, Ethel, Lucy, and Ricky all live in Connecticut. The Ricardos were nice enough to let us move in their guest house. If you would like to know more about me, just send me a message. Bye now!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Lana Turner, Fay Wray, Marylin Monroe, and Joe DiMaggio.
